Monday, March 31, 2008

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Arse Electronika 2008 call for papers: "Do Androids Sleep With Electric Sheep?"

Posted: 31 Mar 2008 06:04 AM CDT

Vienna net-art-pranksters Monochrom have just posted their annual call-for-submissions for Arse Electronika, "Do Androids Sleep with Electric Sheep? Critical Perspectives on Sexuality and Pornography in Science and Social Fiction."

Arse Elektronika 2008 -- "Do Androids Sleep with Electric Sheep?" -- will take place at San Francisco's Ft. Mason Center. September 25 thru 28, 2008.

Taking up where the successful conference in autumn 2007 left off, this year's Arse Elektronika stands under the motto "future" -- and the ways in which the present sees itself reflected in it. Maintaining a broadened perspective on technical development and technology while also putting special emphasis on its social implementation, this year's conference focuses on Science and Social Fiction.

The genre of the "fantastic" is especially well suited to the investigation of the touchy area of sexuality and pornography: actual and assumed developments are frequently depicted positively and approvingly, but just as often with dystopian admonishment. Here the classic, and continuingly valid, themes of modernism represent a clear link between the two aspects: questions of science, research and technologization are of interest, as is the complex surrounding urbanism, artificiality and control (or the loss of control). Depictions of the future, irregardless of the form they take, always address the present as well. Imaginations of the fantastic and the nightmarish give rise to a thematic overlapping of the exotic, the alienating and, of course, the pornographic/sexual as well.

In order to intelligently contextualize the abundance of queries that are involved here, this year's conference will be structured around three day-long discussion panels, each devoted to a specific theme. The impossibility of fitting many of these issues and relationships into such neat categorizations is not only accepted, but also encouraged.

Link

Griefers deface epilepsy message-board with seizure-inducing animations

Posted: 31 Mar 2008 02:59 AM CDT

Scumbag griefers defaced an epilepsy message-board with strobing graphics and redirects to animations that were intended to trigger seizures in people with epilepsy:
RyAnne Fultz, a 33-year-old woman who suffers from pattern-sensitive epilepsy, says she clicked on a forum post with a legitimate-sounding title on Sunday. Her browser window resized to fill her screen, which was then taken over by a pattern of squares rapidly flashing in different colors.

Fultz says she "locked up."

"I don't fall over and convulse, but it hurts," says Fultz, an IT worker in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. "I was on the phone when it happened, and I couldn't move and couldn't speak."

After about 10 seconds, Fultz's 11-year-old son came over and drew her gaze away from the computer, then killed the browser process, she says.

"Everyone who logged on, it affected to some extent, whether by causing headaches or seizures," says Browen Mead, a 24-year-old epilepsy patient in Maine who says she suffered a daylong migraine after examining several of the offending posts. She'd lingered too long on the pages trying to determine who was responsible.

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Plastic bag animal sculptures for subway gratings

Posted: 31 Mar 2008 02:57 AM CDT

An unknown artist fashions animals out of plastic bags and fastens them to subway gratings, and the hot air inflates them and makes them puff up and wiggle.

The story we heard at dinner tonight is that there's an artist who's been making these animals out of discarded plastic bags. He (or she) ties the bags to the ventilation grates above the subway lines so that when the subway rushes through underneath, the animal jumps up and springs to life.
Link (Thanks, Marilyn!)

Building Stonehenge by hand, with gravity and sticks

Posted: 31 Mar 2008 02:52 AM CDT


Retired construction worker Wally Wallington of Flint, Michigan is moving one-ton concrete blocks over a ton each by himself without using pulleys or any mechanical equipment. He's reconstructing Stonehenge singlehandedly. Link (Thanks, Marilyn!)

Graveyard game: walk around until you die

Posted: 31 Mar 2008 02:47 AM CDT

Here's a video-game that sounds like hours of bittersweet fun:

The Graveyard is a very short computer game designed by Auriea Harvey and Michael Samyn. You play an old lady who visits a graveyard. You walk around, sit on a bench and listen to a song. It's more like an explorable painting than an actual game...

Buying the full version of The Graveyard adds only one feature, the possibility of death. The full version of the game is exactly the same as the trial, except, every time you play she may die.

Link (Thanks, Kris!)

London's Spitalfields market: shoot the architecture, we take away your camera

Posted: 31 Mar 2008 03:02 AM CDT

Yesterday, I met my friend (and editor) Patrick Nielsen Hayden for breakfast at Spitalfields Market, our local Sunday market here in London. Spitalfields has been around for centuries, and it's just undergone a massive, years-long renovation. If you ask me, this has not been entirely successful, removing a lot of the market's charm, but there are some lovely grace notes, like the cartoony architectural flourishes in the joists that support the glass roof.

Just as we were arriving at Spitalfields, I got a call from Patrick: "You won't believe what just happened: I was taking a photo of the market and a security guard came up and tried to take my camera away and delete the picture!" Apparently, this guy had invented a new Spitalfields policy prohibiting photography (some of the stalls have had this policy for a long time, including -- hilariously -- a stall that sells photos of Banksy graffiti) and was planning on enforcing it by taking away people's property -- without a warrant or badge, without any kind of posted signage.

Here in London, you get photographed upwards of 300 times a day, by every junior sneak, pecksniff, and petty CCTV operator who can afford a cheap little camera. The cameras often fail to help catch criminals, and they certainly don't deter desperate muggers and junkies and stupid drunken kids. All the law seems to require by way of consumer protection is a sign saying, "You're being filmed."

You can be photographed again and again, but heaven help you if you take a picture back. Your person isn't deserving of any serious privacy protection, but buildings, t-shirts, shop-windows, and market stalls are all entitled to unlimited protection from having their precious photons stolen.

I've bought plenty of stuff at Spitalfields over the years -- like I say, we go every weekend -- but if this turns out to be the new official policy, consider me out. People have been taking pictures at the market since cameras were invented (the town hall archives are stuffed filled with old box-camera shots of Spitalfields during the Jubilee) and any market that doesn't welcome my camera doesn't deserve my money, either.

Generally speaking, I love being a Londoner, but when my fellow residents decide that the best response to terror isn't keep calm and carry on, but rather "When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." it's downright embarrassing -- like being a Bostonian or something.

Taken at Spitalfields Market, 9:20 AM, Sunday, March 30, 2008. I liked the cartoony cloud-trail decorations seemingly supporting the left side of the ceiling, and the fact that the spire of Nicholas Hawksmoor's Christ Church Spitalfields was so dramatically framed in the transparent roof.

Right after I took the shot, though, a large security guard walked directly up to me. "We don't take pictures in here." "Oh?" I said. "Yes," he replied, reaching for my camera. "We'll have to delete that."

"No you don't, and I'm leaving the market right now," I said, walking away briskly. And as I did so, I swear to God, I heard him get out his walkie-talkie and radio for backup. You can't be too careful with these terrorist photographers.

Out on Brushfield Street, wondering if I was about to be wrestled to the ground by Spitalfield commandos, I phoned the people I'd come to the market to meet for breakfast in the first place. "Hey, Cory," I said. "You're not going to believe this, but…"

Link

Circuit City does $12K worth of damage to a car while installing a GPS, won't pay up

Posted: 31 Mar 2008 02:24 AM CDT

If you're thinking of getting Circuit City to install your new GPS in your car, think again -- this poor guy had $12,119 worth of damage done to his Civic by the Circuit City contractor (Honda's declared it an undrivable fire-hazard), and now Circuit City is telling him it's not their problem, he needs to take up his beef with their bureaucratic third-party insurance company.

Circuit City caused $12,119 worth of damage to VTECnical's 2007 Honda Civic while trying to install a Pioneer AVIC Z2 navigation system. Honda later declared VTECnical's car a fire hazard and told him it was unsafe to drive. Despite destroying the car's heater ducts, stock wiring harness, and dashboard, Circuit City has refunded only $3,190, and insists that VTECnical speak exclusively to their third-party insurer.
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Remixed generic thrift-store clothes

Posted: 31 Mar 2008 02:20 AM CDT


Here's the latest installment in my ongoing series of photos from my travels: this amazing dress made from thrift-store suit-coats, seen yesterday at Junky Styling in the Truman Brewery off Brick Lane in London. Junky has a knack for taking the most generic, bulk-available charity shop clothes and layering and mixing them to make the most extraordinary things. I have an overcoat from there that's so cool that people stop me on the street and ask me where I got it. We always stop in on a Sunday to see what's new there, and we're never disappointed: one week it's a ballgown made from Kiehl's Pharmacy aprons, the next it's a scarf made from the sleeves of an otherwise unlovely suit-coat. Link

Tokyo dog-rental service

Posted: 31 Mar 2008 02:19 AM CDT

Lisa at TokyoMango's spotted a disturbing dog-rental service in Tokyo:
Puppy the World is a dog rental store. You can choose small, medium, or large breeds and rent them for $19/hr, or $100 a night. They have everything from chihuahuas to labs to border collies to papillons—and you get a 5% discount at the cafe if you rent one! You can't lose....

Every day, they have about 10-15 dogs in circulation. The dogs rotate in and out of service every few days. The ones in service stay on-site in a kennel, and the rest are all kept in nearby facility on their days off. The average dog works for about 5-6 years before they retire. Once they retire, they go to a facility in Chiba where they "rest." I wasn't exactly sure what they meant by rest, but I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume it means they get to romp in huge meadows with other retirees.

Link

Lawsuit about risk of CERN and parallel universe

Posted: 30 Mar 2008 01:20 PM CDT

Registerrr
BB pal Vann Hall spotted this great headline at The Register. It's no joke, either. Walter L Wagner and Luis Sancho fear that firing up the new Large Hadron Collider could create a black hole that might suck the Earth into a parallel universe. So they've sued to delay the LHC from being switched on. "And people claim we live in a too-litigious society!" says Vann. Link

1972 Ideal "Bing Bang Boing" commercial

Posted: 30 Mar 2008 01:00 PM CDT


Picture 1-61 There are many things to like about this 1972 Ideal toy commercial:

1. The Jean-Jacques Perrey background music.

2. The black set.

3. The announcer's voice.

4. The name of the toy: Bing Bang Boing.

5. The toy itself, which is a brightly-colorted DIY Rube Goldberg kit with lots of fun parts that you can set up in different configurations.

It's got to be a Marvin Glass creation. (Thanks, Richard!)

Creepily lifelike CGI woman

Posted: 30 Mar 2008 12:51 PM CDT


I've got no idea what the story is with this awesome CGI Flash woman, except that she appears to have been created by a Brazilian design firm, and that she has made every person I've shown her to say, "Oh. My. God." Link (via Kottke)

Al Jaffee profile in NY Times

Posted: 30 Mar 2008 11:10 AM CDT

The New York Times has a loving profile of Mad magazine idiot gang member, Al Jaffee, who at age 87, recently completed his 400th Mad Fold-in!
200803300903"When he brings in fold-ins now, a lot of times, it's, 'Geez, this guy's painting better than ever,' " said John Ficarra, Mad's editor.

And Sam Viviano, the art director, seems in awe of Mr. Jaffee's old-school technique. "I think part of the brilliance of the fold-in is lost on younger generations who are so used to Photoshop and being able to do stuff like that on the computer," he said. "It's matching the colors and keeping the sense of what exists at two levels, the original image and the folded-in image. We've never actually known anyone else who could do that."

Mr. Jaffee does have a computer, but its main benefit, he said, has been to make the typographic tricks in the fold-in easier to create. He doesn't draw with it, which leads to another surprise: the master of the fold-in never actually folds.

"I'm working on a hard, flat board," he said. "I cannot fold it. That's why my planning has to be so correct."

"The computer would make it so much simpler," he added. "But I think I'm going to remain a dinosaur."

Link | Interactive Fold-In gallery (Thanks, Coop!)

Anime characters based on Afghanistan and neighbors

Posted: 30 Mar 2008 09:13 AM CDT


Porsupah, "You might recall the 'OS-tan' series of manga style characters depicting various operating systems. Here's a similar concept, portraying the various countries surrounding Afghanistan similarly cutely: meet Afuganisu-tan, Kyrgyz-tan, Pakisu-tan, Meriken, and more. Each strip offers a little adventure for the characters, whilst the accompanying text explains some more of the history of the region's countries, rulers, would-be conquerors, and myriad factions." Link (Thanks, Porsupah!)

Sunday, March 30, 2008

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Oldest TV sign-off, featuring Henry Mancini

Posted: 30 Mar 2008 01:42 AM CDT


Mike sends us this: "YouTube video of the oldest TV station sign-offs in existence: KTUL-TV in Tulsa, Oklahoma, February 18, 1979. Backing music is the jazz/lounge classic, 'Dreamsville,' from Henry Mancini's 'Music from Peter Gunn' soundtrack album." Link (Thanks, Mike!)

Omnision: string together multiple youtubes in playlists

Posted: 30 Mar 2008 01:41 AM CDT

Jake sez, "Omnisio allows you to string together any number of YouTube videos, with arbitrary start and end points. This is great for making funny mashups, etc, but to me it's true potential lies in the fact that it obsoletes forever the aggravating hunt through the related links for the next part of a multipart youtube. Just upload them, string them together in Omnisio, and post a link in the first part's description." Link (Thanks, Jake!)

Steampunk photoshopping contest

Posted: 30 Mar 2008 01:40 AM CDT


Today on the Worth1000 photoshopping contest: Steampunk mixes! Link

Incredible Epcot concept painting

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 05:47 PM CDT

 Gimages Epcot
Someone posted this magnificent concept painting of Epcot in the Boing Boing Gadgets Flickr pool. More details and links at BBG. Link

Unusually-named toy doll sets

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 05:10 PM CDT

Plandfammily
I was in a children's store today and my friend pointed out these doll sets from Plan Toys, a company that actually makes very good toys. The choices are "Asian Family," um, "Ethnic Family," and, er, "Doll Family." According to the Plan Toys site, there's also a "Modern Doll Family" available of oddly-dressed white folk. Link to Plan Toys, Link to larger photo (Thanks, Mike Messinger!)

British Airways loses 15-20,000 bags since Thursday at supremely b0rked Heathrow Terminal 5

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 02:17 PM CDT

The much-ballyhooed opening of Heathrow's £4 billion Terminal 5 has been a debacle. British Airways has canceled 208 flights since Thursday, and has "stranded" between 15,000 and 20,000 bags. Area hotels are crammed with stuck BA passengers and are gouging on pricing, prompting BA to lift its stingy (and possibly illegal) £100 limit on hotels for stuck passengers. This is the terminal with the that just cancelled its crackpot fingerprinting procedure -- passengers are fingerprinted at check-in and at boarding.

And lest you think you might try to get there with a change of underwear by going hand-baggage only, think again. BA's baggage-checkers are being serious rules-lawyers about hand-luggage limits, forcing passengers to check hand-bags that are less than an inch oversize, dooming the luggage to the nonfunctional baggage system at T5.

On one of the delayed planes, passengers on flight BA0662 to Larnaca were held on the tarmac for some four hours before leaving at 1205 GMT.

One, Elizabeth Drury, told the BBC the captain said they would be leaving without any luggage.

They had been told this was because some of the bags initially put on the plane had not been screened properly.

"The whole experience has been meltdown," she said.

A group of school pupils on flight BA285 to San Francisco also said they were told by the airline that their bags were not on board and they could choose whether or not to travel. They were bound for a skiing trip.

"It could ruin it because we are scheduled to start skiing tomorrow," said one schoolgirl, Natalie Bakhurst.

Link

See also:
Heathrow Terminal 5 to fingerprint domestic passengers
Heathrow Terminal 5: Electricity-free no-laptop zone?

Cartoon explains the difference between causality and covariation

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 01:00 PM CDT


Espen sez, "I thought you would appreciate this cartoon that explains the difference between covariation and causality. In English, the caption is 'During a convivial gathering there is talk of the unhygienic aspect of using galoshes. One of those present chips in: "Yes, I've also noticed this. Every time I've woken up with my galoshes on, I've had a headache."'" Link (Thanks, appliedabstractions)

Monster-trucking on the moon in a newfangled $2 million buggy

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 12:29 PM CDT


New York Times writer John Schwartz took a joyride in a new NASA lunar vehicle that sounds like it ought to come with a Garth Brooks CD:

IT turns on a dime and parallel-parks like a dream. On the downside, it's a little pricey (at $2 million or so) and its top speed is a pokey 15 miles an hour. Still, there's a lot to like about the concept car taking shape here at the Johnson Space Center.

Did I say car? The new moon buggy conceived by space center engineers is anything but a car or a buggy. Its official name is Chariot, and this, my friends, is a truck. A heavy duty workhorse of a truck.

"America basically created the truck," said Lucien Junkin, the chief engineer on the project. And so, he says, why not take a truck to the moon if NASA, as planned, takes humans back, as early as 2020?

It is a beguiling idea, especially as realized in a vehicle infused with the lessons learned from the Apollo-era moon missions and the subsequent success of the Spirit and Opportunity robotic rovers on Mars. This model took a year to build. It looks kind of like what you'd get if a monster truck had a ménage à trois with a flatbed trailer and a medieval siege engine....

Link.

Elephant paints an elephant

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 12:01 PM CDT


In this video, an elephant is led to an easel, picks up a paintbrush, and paints a picture of an elephant holding a flower. Or at least, that's what appears to happen -- there are lots of cuts in the video and it's hard to say what's really going on. Fake or real, it's a great way to spend 8 minutes. Link

See also: Elephant artists

Colombians: action needed to keep copyright curriculum sane

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 09:37 AM CDT

Carolina Botero of the Colombian Creative Commons project writes in to tell us about a new, rush-rush project to change the Colombian school curriculum to emphasise, a one-sided, protectionist view of copyright, without reference to the values to Columbian society arising from sharing, fair use, and the public domain. The clock is ticking, and Colombians need to get involved now before this becomes policy:
A comprehensive reading of the document suggests that the Colombian state is focusing its efforts and resources into developing our own version of "Captain Copyright" that will give educational recommendations for children, academics and public officials and will likely produce a surveillance state.

The document's main argument is that our country's intellectual property development relies solely on "protection and enforcement". Such a conclusion is based on the fact that the revenue for intellectual property related industries is higher in developed countries than in ours. The document has absolutely no references or background research, achievements and implications of recent approaches such as Free Software, Open Access, Open Educational Resources, Open Business, etc.

Link (Thanks, Carolina!)

Who is the real Joey Chaos?

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 07:35 AM CDT

In this week's CBC Search Engine podcast, there's a hilarious interview with "Joey Chaos," a teenaged new-wave goth rocker who's upset that some roboticists in Texas "stole" his name and look for their robot. The Search Engine folks point out that there are plenty of other Joey Chaoses, even bringing one on the line. Link, MP3 Link

(Disclosure: I am a paid columnist for Search Engine)

Saturday, March 29, 2008

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Chase Mortgage leaked memo shows "cheats and tricks" used to give out unqualified mortgages

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 06:55 AM CDT

Barry sez, "An internal memo, explaining how to beat the Mortgage Loan Computer System (Zippy) at JPM Chase was leaked to the Portland Oregonian. The memo gives advice for fooling the system to get otherwise unqualified borrowers approved for mortgages:"
An internal memo, explaining how to beat the Mortgage Loan Computer System (Zippy) at JPM Chase was leaked to the Portland Oregonian.

The memo gives advice for fooling the system to get otherwise unqualified borrowers approved for mortgages:

3 "handy steps" for getting a questionable loan approved by JPM Chase's automatic system:

1. Lump all of an applicant's compensation as the applicant's base income, rather than breaking out commissions, bonuses and tips.

2. Do not disclose use of gifts for down payments.

3. If all else fails, simply inflate the applicant's income. "Inch it up $500 to see if you can get the findings you want. Do the same for assets.

Link, Link to leaked memo, Link to Barry's analysis (Thanks, Barry!)

Clockwork photoshopping contest

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 06:50 AM CDT

Today on the Worth1000 photoshopping contest: everyday objects underpinned with clockwork. Link

Dope-smuggler's Bible from 1928

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 06:46 AM CDT

This dope-smuggling Bible from the November 1928 issue of Modern Mechanix illustrates the perpetual ingenuity of dope fiends:

Mechanical ingenuity of narcotic smugglers is constantly being tested in devising new methods of bringing their contraband goods safely into the country. The picture shows a Bible which has been hollowed out in the center to provide a hiding place for thousands of dollars worth of morphine and other opiates. The book was confiscated by Internal Revenue inspectors.
Link

Tin-robot-inspired concept watch

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 06:27 AM CDT

I'm head-over-heels in lust with this "Mr Roboto" prototype watch from Azimuth, inspired by vintage tin robots.

The design of Mr Roboto was inspired by the Lantern Robot of the 1950s. Azimuth's designers show that a timepiece's practical functionality does not have to take a back seat to aesthetic visual designs. Witness the perfect marriage of ingenious design and user-friendly functions, this good-looker is set to be a head-turner at this year's Basel show. A unique timepiece that transcends time, Mr Roboto aims to revive the passion of the tin robot generation of enthusiasts and enduring science fiction lovers.
Link

Nipple-less pro wrestlers of Florida

Posted: 29 Mar 2008 06:23 AM CDT

Over on the Sociological Images blog, a post entitled "The Male Gaze Does Not Allow for Boy Nipples" notes that the men in this giant wrestling billboard have all had their nipples removed.

They were photoshopped out because of a law in Florida that prohibits the display of nipples. Since men's nipples are not sexualized in the same way that women's are, the authors of the law were likely thinking of women's bodies as they penned this ban. Thus, it illustrates that it is women's bodies that we think of when we think of bodies on display because of the adoption (by men and women alike in this culture) of a (heteronormative) male gaze.
Link

Sarah Milstein, the newest Happy Mutant!

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 09:51 PM CDT

Headshot2 We at Boing Boing are delighted to welcome the latest addition to the Happy Mutants family, Sarah Milstein! Sarah joins us as our first-ever Operations Manager and Chief Loop Closer! We've had concentric orbits with Sarah for years and she's the perfect person to help us focus on what needs to be done in the short term, get our heads around what's possible in the long term, and grow thoughtfully.

Sarah was a longtime managing editor at O'Reilly Media, co-wrote Google: The Missing Manual, and co-created the O'Reilly Tools of Change Conference for Publishing. Sarah is also part of the extended MAKE: and CRAFT cabal. After leaving O'Reilly, she worked with Metaweb on its community efforts. And now with Tony Stubblebine of CrowdVine, Sarah's co-organizing the Web2Open unconference accompanying the Web 2.0 Expo next month in San Francisco.

We feel incredibly fortunate that Sarah is bringing her expertise to Happy Mutants so we can get busy on a slew of fun and exciting new ideas. And as always, we appreciate the continued support of you, our community, with the ongoing expansion, evolution, and, of course, mutation of Boing Boing. Welcome, Sarah!

(Thanks, Dale Dougherty, executive recruiter-at-large!)

Furry Couture at Tokyo Fashion Week

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 09:19 PM CDT


Among the designs on display at Tokyo Fashion Week earlier this month -- bunnies and furries. If I'm not mistaken, the image above was taken from the runway show for Né-net, the line designed by Kazuaki Takashima. (Spotted on Tokyomango, thanks Marianne Shaneen!)

China wants sun on demand for Beijing Olympics

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 09:04 PM CDT


In Plenty magazine, this feature about the Chinese government's high-tech "weather modification" efforts for this summer's Beijing Olympics. The big idea: keep the sun shining, through all that smog. Snip:

One thing worth considering when you tamper with nature is what sort of nature you're tampering with. Nature is not kind to the city of Beijing. China's capital is arid, nearly a desert, and its natural weather patterns are fickle and harsh. Winter is marked by howling Siberian winds; summer, by sweltering monsoon heat. In lieu of showers, springtime is best known for seasonal dust storms that sweep down from Central Asia. Fall is parched and gusty too, but the dust settles down. This basic brutality is overlaid with levels of pollution like those of England's Industrial Revolution. Many things blot out the sunshine, and most have nothing to do with rain: factory and power plant emissions, construction dust, smoke from stoves burning scrap wood or pressed coal. There are more than 3 million cars on the streets—and the count is said to be growing by 400,000 vehicles annually. It is not unusual to check the AccuWeather international forecast on the New York Times website and find that while other cities' weather is "mostly sunny" or "overcast," Beijing's is "smoky." In February 2007, authorities finally abandoned a longstanding policy in which haze was referred to as wu, Mandarin for fog, and just called it what it is—mai, or haze.
Link to article. (Thanks, Choire Sicha, you gorgeous creature, you.)

Image: "Sun through the smog in Beijing," by ~diP.

Previously on BB:
* Weather modification for the Beijing Olympics

Jacob Holdt: American Pictures 1970-1975

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 09:00 PM CDT


Above, two of the images from photographer Jacob Holdt currently on display at CNA gallery in Luxembourg.

[Holdt] was 24 years old when he decided in 1971, like many of his Danish compatriots, to travel across the American continent. He landed in Canada with the aim of rapidly crossing through the United States to get to the true destination of his travels: South America. But from the moment he crossed the Canadian border, Jacob Holdt was struck by an America characterised by poverty and the exclusion of the socially disadvantaged. In his outrage, he described the misery he was witnessing in letters to his parents who, for their part, remained incredulous. His father nevertheless sent him a small camera so that he could back up his accounts with tangible proof. And this is how the long voyage of the young Dane through the United States started, not to be completed until five years and several thousand snapshots later, with a deeply moving work: 'American Pictures 1970-1975', published as a book in 1978.

Jacob Holdt, who was nominated for this year's DeutscheBorse Photography Prize, has remained a key figure in Danish activist circles, despite having in the meantime more or less given up photography. His images of the America of the destitute of the seventies had great repercussions and to a large extent inspired the movies Dogville and Manderlay by Lars van Trier."

Link (thanks, Clayton James Cubitt!)

Science project smolders on subway, panic ensues

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 07:37 PM CDT

29-year-old Gregory Kats says he's sorry his science project (a model of an elevator) short circuited in his backpack and started smoldering in a NYC subway car.
Kats said he tried to reassure his fellow passengers that it was a school project -- not a bomb -- but people scrambled for the exits nonetheless. The box he was holding had a small battery, wires and a motor.

"They were panicking, and I realized their fear," an apologetic Kats said.

He said he tried to disassemble the contraption on the platform even as he reassured riders, "Don't worry. This is my science project."

Link

Device remotely destroys hard drive data

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 07:02 PM CDT

The Washington Post's Security Fix blog has a story about an alleged Ukrainian cybercrime boss named Dmitry Ivanovich Golubov. The story itself is interesting, but the part that stuck out was this gadget, called a "raskat" device, which comes with a wireless keychain fob that can remotely trigger the destruction of data on a computer hard drive.
 Securityfix Raskat-Thumb Golubov doesn't dispute that he owned a Raskat at the time, but he says he purchased it online to resell it at a local market for a tidy profit.

"In the past in Ukraine it was risky to keep all company contract and clients data on computers," Golubov said. "At first -- tax inspection can confiscate computers, at second -- competitors can stole them and take over businesses."

Golubov said it was members of the law enforcement task force who used the Raskat to fry the data on his hard drive.

"Regarding information from the hard drive -- it was not me who destroyed it. But it was employee of task force who conducted a search," Golubov wrote to Security Fix. "This officer has found Raskat system remote control. He decided that it is remote from my car alarm and started to push on it in order to find which one of parked nearby car it was. I have no car and it was remote from the system Raskat, and I have clearly said this to him, but he has not listened to me, and told me to be silent. And he pushed this button several time. It can be possible he has erased all information on purpose, in order to say that all evidences are all wiped off, or more likely due to stupidity."

Link (Via the day they tried to kill me)

Short documentary on Rev. Moon

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 06:21 PM CDT


ill lich says: "Quick and incisive documentary on the Rev. Sun Myung Moon and the breadth and depth of his influence in Washington. I'm sure most people don't know just how influential and rich he is. (I sure didn't)."

Picture 4-78 In 2004, journalist John Gorenfeld scooped the Washington press corps when he exposed a scandalous party on Capitol Hill, in which members of Congress watched as Moon held a ritual coronation for himself as the "King of Peace." Wearing a majestic cape and coronet, the publisher declared himself the Messiah. The New York Times editors compared the event, sponsored by a U.S. senator, to an act of the Roman emperor Caligula.

That, as you might imagine, was just the tip of the iceberg.

Bad Moon Rising takes you into the underbelly of the Religious Right. Which is surprisingly, scandalously entwined with Moon and his business empire--an untold chapter in American political history.

Link

Threat Level proposes new spring colors for Homeland threat level

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 06:13 PM CDT

200803281611 Enjoy the new spring colors for the Homeland Security Advisory System. It's always cantaloupe in Cheneyville! Link

Knuckle tattoo blog

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 06:04 PM CDT

200803281600 Nathan Black says: "I collect pictures of people's knuckle tattoos and the stories behind them. I've got about 170 or so sets up and I've been collecting them for about a year and a half." Link

Previously on Boing Boing:
Subcutaneous brass knuckle implants
Brass-knuckle purse said to land wearer in airport security hell
LOVE / HATE knuckle tat gloves
HOWTO knit gloves with "knuckle tattoos"
Wooden brass knuckles

Superman's creator's heirs awarded copyright in Action Comics #1

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:56 PM CDT

Jeff Trexler says: I've posted the judge's entire ruling.

Here's the historic concluding paragraph:

200803281554After seventy years, Jerome Siegel's heirs regain what he granted so long ago -– the copyright in the Superman material that was published in Action Comics Vol. 1. What remains is an apportionment of profits, guided in some measure by the rulings contained in this Order, and a trial on whether to include the profits generated by DC Comics' corporate sibling's exploitation of the Superman copyright.
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Survive-All Fallout Shelter radio ads

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:53 PM CDT

TradeMark G. says:
In response to the bulletproof "anti-terrorist" bed...

Over at Dinosaur Gardens, I just posted MP3s of a radio ad campaign for Survive-All Fallout Shelters:

"The international struggles of our world may lead to… (ka-boom) NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!"

Nothing lends itself better to a fear-based advertising campaign than your family's radioactive death. So when the Mort Kridel Advertising Agency was asked to create a radio ad campaign for Survive-All Fallout Shelters, they did their PR-darnedest to scare the Wonder Bread crap out of nuclear families everywhere. Tense horn stabs and canned explosions bracket sales pitches like:

Radioactive fallout, that deadly by-product of a nuclear attack, will kill literally millions of unprotected families in the event of an atomic attack. Is YOUR family protected? Do YOU have a fallout shelter?

Each Civil defense approved, basement-type, Do-It-Yourself fallout shelter includes: A complete fully-stocked first aid kit! Extra strength saran and rayon bunks! A radiation meter and individual dosimeters!

Civil defense approved, FHA approved, no money down, five years to pay!

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Demonic radiator cap, 1938

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:18 PM CDT


Dustin sez, "This is a great picture of an old radiator cap taken in 1938. Looks like the car may belong to one of Coop's long lost relatives." Link (Thanks, Dustin!)

Cthulhu cake!

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:12 PM CDT


Wil sez, "My friend's wife made this awesome Cthulhu cake that was so awesome, I had to share it with BB readers. Also, awesome. Cake fhtagn!"
Here is Cthulhu rising from the oceans, using a convenient little island with a tower on it to climb up. The base was cherry-chip cake, the island and tower a mix of cherry chip and yellow cake with chocolate frosting. Also used small chocolate 'pearls' as rocks. Cthulhu himself is all fondant, with two chocolate pearls that I seeped in red dye for eyes.
Link (Thanks, Wil Wheaton!)

Social worker befriends mugger

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 11:49 AM CDT

Julio Diaz, a social worker, was robbed at knifepoint by a teenaged mugger in the Bronx. Instead of getting angry or scared, he offered the kid his coat, and struck up a friendship:
As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, "Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you're going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm."

The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, "like what's going on here?" Diaz says. "He asked me, 'Why are you doing this?'"

Diaz replied: "If you're willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me ... hey, you're more than welcome.

Link (via Kottke)

Interesting items found by airplane restorers

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 10:53 AM CDT

Air & Space Smithsonian has a feature on the unusual and telling items that antique airplane restorers at places like the Paul E. Garber Preservation, Restoration and Storage Facility often find when disassembling their latest aircraft.
 Images Stowaways-0508-Main Last July, intern Eric Lawrence was cleaning out a Curtiss F9C-2 Sparrowhawk, a small, airship-based fighter that the Navy used in the 1930s for reconnaissance patrols along the U.S. coasts. When he was working in the fuselage tail cone, Lawrence came across a broken pencil, inscribed with the words "Hoover for President, 1928..."

A small medallion—discovered tightly crumpled around a screw in a World War II British Hawker Hurricane Mk.IIC fighter—also ended up teasing the restorers with possible storylines. Museum Specialist Will Lee, who found the medal while working on the Hawker restoration, took the time to straighten it out, make it recognizable, and do some investigating. "It's actually a watch fob," says Lee. In the course of researching the item, Lee learned the meaning of the medallion's icons: "The anchor symbol means it was made in Birmingham, England. The lion indicates that it's made of silver, and the letter corresponds to a date—in this case, 1915." But who had owned the medallion? A pilot? A maintainer? A person of wealth? And why was it wrapped around a screw?
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Man installing satellite TV kills wife

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 10:39 AM CDT

Ronald Long of Deepwater, Missouri was having a tough time installing his satellite TV system on Saturday. He couldn't seem to puncture through his exterior wall, so he decided to fire his gun at the wall. One of the shots killed his wife who was standing outside. Link (Thanks, Carlo Longino!)

BBtv - Cupcake Cutthroats: muffin-shaped electric art cars gone wild.

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 11:42 PM CDT


Boing Boing tv presents CUPCAKE CUTTHROATS, a cakesploitation epic exploring the dark side of electric art-cars shaped like baked goods. These homemade vehicles are crafted by Silicon Valley nerds (including one engineer from Tesla Motors) and Burning Man enthusiasts in a Berkeley, California, warehouse. In today's episode, Xeni joins the marauding muffineers for a 15-mph thrillride down mean, sugar-sprinkled streets.

Link to Boing Boing tv post with discussion, downloadable video, and the names of the maker-muffineers.

Update: Scott Beale at Laughing Squid has some photos of the mobile muffins, too.

Scientific embroidery

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 08:28 AM CDT


Crafster's Flossbox has been experimenting with "scientific embroidery," illustrating principles from science by means of cute embroidered designs, to very good effect. Link (via Craft)

Medical transcriptionist melts keyboard with fingertips

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 07:10 AM CDT


Ryan sez, "We have a medical transcriptionist on staff who has been using the same keyboard for the last 8.5 years. My co-worker replaced it yesterday, and when he first showed it to me I thought someone had taken a blowtorch to it! The most frequently used keys have been completely worn through, exposing the mechanism beneath. Zoom in and check out the indentation on the Backspace key! The keyboard still works fine, so there's something to be said for durability. BTW, it's a NMB Technologies model RT2358TW."

Some people are hard on keyboards -- I tend the blow the contacts on the left side of the board really fast, knocking out the Ctrl, Alt and left side of the spacebar. Charlie Stross's keyboards lose their lettering in mere months, and my pal Seth Schoen types like a machinegun, but I've never noticed any particular wear on his keyboards. Link

Retro-futuristic Syd Mead illos from US Steel int'l promotional pack

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 07:06 AM CDT


A student was given a portfolio of high-quality Syd Mead promotional futuristic images intended as giveaways for United States Steel International customers, and he and his teacher scanned them and popped them on Flickr. This is wonderful stuff. Link (Thanks, Dennis!)

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Daily pulp novel/magazine covers

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:21 AM CDT


The Pulp of the Day blog uploads a new scanned-in cover from a classic pulp magazine or novel every day. The science fiction ones are superb (Warren Ellis subtitled these both "Fuck you spaceship!") Link (via Futurismic)

Bulletproof "anti-terrorist" bed with air-supply, toilet

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:16 AM CDT

This appears not to be a joke: the Quantum Sleeper is a bed that hermetically seals itself as you sleep to protect you from "Bio-Chemical terrorist attack," "natural disaster," "kidnappers/stalkers" (only those who don't possess a forklift, surely) and affords "Bulletproof 'Saferoom' protection."

1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
Rebreather
Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)

Air/Water Tight Sealing
External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
Battery Backup Power
Toiletry system

Ect! Link (via Warren Ellis)

Pint-sized motorcycle-engine-powered monowheel of yesteryear

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:11 AM CDT

Avid readers of the November 1928 ish of Modern Mechanix may have been tempted to follow the advice in this article and build giant, deadly monowheels for their kiddies, powered by motorcycle engines. I know I sure am.
POWERED by a motorcycle engine and operated through the conventional handlebar control, a rubber-tired motor wheel has been invented which is claimed to represent the ideal in cheap and rapid transportation. The device is so simple that a youngster can operate it. The large wheel is fitted with a continuous inner track along which run a series of flanged wheels on which the mechanism revolves. The rider is seated inside the wheel on a regulation motorcycle saddle.
Link

Man who stole 40,000 hotel coat-hangers makes mockery of his trial

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:10 AM CDT

In this transcript from the notorious trial of a British man who stole 40,000 coat hangers from hotels, the defendant, a sharp-witted loony, runs rings around the opposing counsel, making highly entertaining (and disturbing) fun of him:
Judge: I think Mr Chrysler is running rings round you already. I would try a new line of attack if I were you.

Counsel: Thank you, m'lud.

Chrysler: And thank you from ME, m'lud. It's nice to be appreciated.

Judge: Shut up, witness.

Chrysler: Willingly, m'lud. It is a pleasure to be told to shut up by you. For you, I would…

Judge: Shut up, witness. Carry on, Mr Lovelace.

Counsel: Now, Mr Chrysler - for let us assume that that is your name - you are accused of purloining in excess of 40,000 hotel coat hangers.

...

Counsel: Are you seriously suggesting that there are people who prefer hotel life to home life?

Chrysler: Certainly. A lot of businessmen would never go home if they had the chance. So when they get home they like to recreate the hotel experience in their own house. Many of my clients have their own mini-bars in their bedrooms. They have TV sets at the end of the bed on a raised shelf, often with an adult sex channel on it. All their bathroom products come in wrappers and are thrown away each day. I have even known people in their own home put out "Do Not Disturb" notices on the door of their own bedroom.

Link (Thanks, Marilyn!)

Vending-machine obsessive creates papercraft version of his beloved Coke machine

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:05 AM CDT


Blake sez, "In a previous BB post, Mark wrote about a Japanese man who has been documenting online the life of a vending machine since 2005. He just created a little papercraft version of that self-same vending machine so you can feel like you're right there with him." Link (Thanks, Blake!)

See also: Japanese man documents the life of a vending machine

Patricia McKillip and David Lunde: free Science Fiction in San Francisco reading on April 20

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 05:01 AM CDT

The SFinSF free science fiction reading series continues apace: this month, it's Patricia McKillip and David Lunde, reading and speaking gratis on the 20th of April:
PATRICIA MCKILLIP - "one of the foremost American authors of fantasy and science fiction novels, distinguished by lyrical, delicate prose and careful attention to detail and characterization." She won the World Fantasy Award in 1975 for THE FORGOTTEN BEASTS OF ELD, the Locus Award in 1980 for HARPIST IN THE WIND and the World Fantasy Award in 2005 for OMBRIA IN SHADOW. Her novels have the further distinction of beautiful cover paintings by artist Kinuko Y. Craft. She is also the author of The Riddlemaster trilogy, comprising THE RIDDLEMASTER OF HED, HEIR OF SEA AND FIRE, and HARPIST IN THE WIND; her most recent novels include ALPHABET OF THORN, OD MAGIC, HARROWING THE DRAGON,and SOLSTICE WOOD, winner of the 2007 Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Adult Literature. She is married to David Lunde, a poet.

DAVID LUNDE - "Lunde has been Co-Editor and Publisher of The Basilisk Press, Managing Editor of Drama & Theater, and Poetry Editor of The Riverside Quarterly. He is the author of seven books of poetry, the most recent of which are BLUES FOR PORT CITY (Mayapple Press), HEART TRANSPLANTS & OTHER MISAPPROPRIATIONS (Mellen Poetry Press), and NIGHTFISHING IN GREAT SKY RIVER (Anamnesis Press). He has won the Academy of American Poets Prize and two Rhysling Awards for Best SF Poem of the year. Lunde's poems and translations have appeared in Poetry, TriQuarterly, Feminist Studies, Renditions, Field, Northwest Review, Asimov's SF and more than 230 other magazines and anthologies." He is married to Patricia McKillip, an author.

April 20, 5:30PM
The Variety Preview Room
The Hobart Building, 1st Floor
582 Market St. @ Montgomery, by Montgomery St. MUNI/BART
Entrance to the Hobart Bldg. is between Citibank and Quiznos

Link

HOWTO bake Nintendo 1UP cakes

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 04:56 AM CDT


David sez, "I made these 1UP Cakes for the one year anniversary of a Nintendo DS night near me, and have now put the recipe up on Instructables." Link (Thanks, David!)

Wal-Mart loses trademark on smiley face

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 04:54 AM CDT

Greg sez, "In its claims for trademark infringement against an online parodist, Wal-Mart claimed that it had trademark rights in the ubiquitous yellow smiley face. Not only did Wal-Mart lose its case, the judge held it had no rights in the smiley face mark. The smiley face has been liberated!"

"This ruling shows that even the biggest company in America is subject to parody, and that trademark rights must yield to the right of free speech. This is a resounding victory for First Amendment rights and sends a clear message to big corporations that would try to use their deep pockets to intimidate and silence their critics."
Link

(Image: K_Day-09.09.2005_163136, a Creative Commons Attribution photo from Lordcolus's Flickr stream)

Super-premium theater chain in the US to sell $35 movie tickets

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 04:49 AM CDT

Village Roadshow Gold Class Cinemas is building 50 new super-premium theaters across the nation, with leather armchairs, valet parking, and chairside waiters who serve freshly prepared sushi and other seat-treats. Tickets will cost $35.
Each complex will sport theaters featuring 40 reclining armchair seats with footrests, digital projection and the capability to screen 2-D and 3-D movies, as well as a lounge and bar serving cocktails and appetizers, a concierge service and valet parking.

But the circuit will especially push its culinary offerings — made-to-order meals like sushi and other theater-friendly foods from on-site chefs (a service button at each seat calls a waiter). Moviegoers will have to pay extra for any food they order, however.

Link (via The Consumerist)

Free Hugo-nominated space opera stories from Greg Egan and Ken Macleod

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 04:46 AM CDT

Editors Jonathan Strahan and Gardner Dozois have just posted the full text of two of the best stories from their original anthology The New Space Opera, from superstars Ken Macleod and Greg Egan. Both of these stories have been nominated for this year's Hugo award, and deservedly so. Space opera is a venerable sub-genre in science fiction with a lot of juice still left in it, as is evidenced by these masterful pieces. I was so impressed with this volume that I've agreed to write a story for the next one, my first crack at space opera proper. Link (Thanks, Jonathan!)

Iraqi astronomer goes on TV to explain why Earth is flat

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 12:55 AM CDT

Here's a video of Fadhel Al-Said, a "researcher on astronomy," sharing his surprising findings about the shape of the Earth and the physics of the solar system with Iraqi television viewers.

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Statement by a round-earther physicist: When you watch a ship sailing towards the shore, all you see at first is the mast. Then you see the bow, and eventually the entire ship.

Fadhel Al-Said: When you stand on the beach and look into the distance, everything you see is in the visible distance. In the blurred distance, you cannot see a thing. Later on as the ship gets closer to the shore or the harbor, you see the upper part. How do you see it? The eye, as I have said, no doctor has succeeded in understanding how the eye works.

Link

Nuclear detonators sent to Taiwan were from 1962

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 09:55 PM CDT

Here's a gem from William Gurstelle's Notes from the Technology Underground blog. After newspapers reported that the U.S. military accidentally sent four nuclear-missile detonators to Taiwan in 2006 without until just now realizing it, Gurstelle looked into the history of the Mark 12 missile and found out it was retired in 1962.

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The triggers were for Mark -12 nuclear weapons. The Mark 12, nicknamed "Brock" by those who have pet names for atomic bombs, hasn't been part of the nuclear arsenal since 1962. These things have been outdated for 46 years. I think (this is no joke) that a Mark-12 trigger uses vacuum tubes.

So, my question is, why are we keeping so much junk in our nuclear attics? Even my mom finally cleared out her basement (throwing away my collection of vintage Archie comics, but that's another issue.)

No doubt there are still a thousand crates of horse liniment for the cavalry or a million sticks of slowmatch for flintlock rifles piled next to the Mark-12 triggers as well.

Link

Good Comment: Mott, on child abduction and trafficking in Guatemala

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 07:52 PM CDT

Mott tells a story in the comment thread on Adoption and corruption: human trafficking busts in Guatemala.
For those of you (and I count a couple among the posters here) who appear willing to condone or turn a blind eye to human trafficking in the name of some "higher good," allow me to share a story which, in a sense, may put the proverbial shoe on the other foot. For this could have happened to you.

It is a story that my wife and I have told practically no one. At first, in the wake of the incident, because it was too horrible and unsettling to talk about, and, much later, because the horror had thankfully receded into the distant past. But it definitely happened, and it definitely colors my views today on Guatemalan adoptions.

I am an American. Back in the 1980s I worked for several years in Guatemala as a development worker with a well-known NGO with projects all over the country, though I was based in the capital city. In 1984 my Guatemalan wife and I were blessed with a beautiful baby girl (biological offspring).

Like many people in my line of work we had a paid housekeeper. One day when our little girl was maybe seven months old our housekeeper had to walk down the street about five short blocks to get some small sundry, like milk or something, at a little store there. She asked my wife for permission to take the baby with her, and my wife said of course. (You must understand that we trusted our wonderful indigenous housekeeper implicitly, and besides, Zone 10 of the city was far more tranquil back then, notwithstanding the war in the countryside.) As for me, I was at work 15 blocks away in the office.

Scarcely a block from the little store, the housekeeper carrying our daughter swaddled in a colorful peraje was accosted by a microbus which sped up to her from behind and cut her off. Inside (I am told) was a male driver and 4-5 "well-dressed women." (Bear in mind, this is our housekeeper's account.) Through an open window of the microbus a woman deftly squirted the contents of what looked like a large syringe into our baby daughter's face. Not injected, but squirted through the air. And indeed, it appeared this would have been an abduction, had not something miraculous and ironic happened in that instant. An army jeep with 3-4 soldiers came around another nearby corner and stopped in front of the tienda! They did nothing, really, except that one or two of them went into the tienda to buy something -- but the mere sight of them on this very tranquil street must have spooked the people in the microbus, for they suddenly sped off as quickly as they had approached.

Our housekeeper came back home in a panic with our baby. Police were called, and about three of them showed up very quickly in a patrol car, including one female officer who took down our report. I had just arrived home from work, and was quickly apprised of the situation. Our baby, swaddled and deeply asleep in the same peraje, smelled vaguely of rotten eggs, and both the housekeeper and the police officer said that was from the liquid they had squirted in her face – evidently some sort of chemical with a tranquilizing effect. The police had evidently seen or heard of this before; in fact, they seemed unsurprised by any of the details recounted to them.

Well, the moment passed, and we eventually all returned to normalcy. We've been back in the States for many years now (except for the housekeeper, of course). Our little girl is fully grown, graduated from college, and on her own now working at a wonderful job in DC. But we might well have lost her forever, and there is not a shadow of doubt that our daughter might have become one more statistic in the horrible saga of human trafficking and illegal adoptions.

Folks, there is NO PRINCIPLED MORAL DISTINCTION that can be made between kidnapping for adoption or selling a child for adoption. It is human trafficking, and it is wrong. If a child is sold, it doesn't matter if you are the seller or the buyer, and if the latter, it matters not a whit whether you paid the cash yourself or paid someone else to pay the cash.

Moreover, I agree wholeheartedly with the poster here who noted that those who adopt because they want to "save" a child should really consider how many more children they could save by devoting the same resources to vitally needed community development efforts in the country where the children live.

Link.

One million dollar bond set this week for man who conned $20 from store in 1990

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 07:00 PM CDT

In 1990 Gary Weaver of Ohio was alleged to have bought $21.64 cents worth of merchandise from a store, using a roll of dimes to pay for part of the bill. After he left, a store employee discovered that the roll was filled with pennies, and that roll was capped with a dime on each end.

The long arm of the law caught up with Mr. Weaver on Wednesday and Municipal Court Judge Richard Bernat set a $1 million bond on the case.

That means Weaver is in the jail – that officials say is overcrowded and in need of replacement – on a bond that is $999,978.36 higher than the amount he is accused of stealing 18 years ago.
Link (Thanks, Beryllium on #boingboing IRC!)

Woman told to remove nipple rings for SoCal flight

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 06:35 PM CDT

A TSA agent told a woman she would have to remove her nipple rings if she wanted to pass the security checkpoint. The woman has retained Gloria Allred as her attorney.
A woman was forced by the Transportation Security Administration to remove her nipple rings before she was allowed to board a flight, an attorney said on Thursday.

"The woman was given a pair of pliers in order to remove the rings in her nipples," said Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred. "The rings had been in her nipples for many years."

Link (Thanks, BadSneakers on #boingboing IRC!)

Iraqi astronomer goes on TV to explain why Earth is flat

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 04:49 PM CDT

Here's a video of Fadhel Al-Said, a "researcher on astronomy," sharing his surprising findings about the shape Earth and the physics of the solar system with Iraqi television viewers.

Picture 4-77

Statement by a round-earther physicist: When you watch a ship sailing towards the shore, all you see at first is the mast. Then you see the bow, and eventually the entire ship.

Fadhel Al-Said: When you stand on the beach and look into the distance, everything you see is in the visible distance. In the blurred distance, you cannot see a thing. Later on as the ship gets closer to the shore or the harbor, you see the upper part. How do you see it? The eye, as I have said, no doctor has succeeded in understanding how the eye works.

Link

200 students and other teens celebrate end of school term with outdoor orgy

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 04:31 PM CDT

The Telegraph reports that 70 students from the Queen Elizabeth School in Kirkby Lonsdale, Cumbria, were joined by over 100 other youths to celebrate an end of term party by "having unprotected sex in a village square."
Alison Hughes, the deputy head of the Queen Elizabeth School in Kirkby Lonsdale, Cumbria, was so concerned that she detailed the "catalogue of disasters" in a two-page letter to parents, warning them about the sexual activity, violent behaviour and alleged drug abuse that took place.

She wrote: "We have had to help a disturbingly high number of girls through the aftermath of having unprotected sex that evening, most of whom have told us they were too drunk to be in control of themselves. The risks are real. Assume the worst."

Neil Taplin, the landlord of the nearby George and Dragon pub, said that youths had urinated against his wall and sworn at him when he refused to sell them cigarettes. "They were a law to themselves," he said. "It was upsetting for people in the village. We are all quite close and look out for each other."

A resident involved in the clean-up said that she saw evidence of drug use, blood stains and broken glass and said that a newly fitted sink had been smashed.

Link (Via Arbroath)

Purple-shaded glasses to spot garden trouble in advance

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 04:25 PM CDT

Clean Air Gardening sells this purple-tinted glasses that are supposed to help you identify unhealthy, chlorophyll-deficient plants before it's too late.
200803271421 The lenses block out the green reflected by chlorophyll in the healthy areas of your lawn and garden, causing those areas to show as black or gray. Any unhealthy spots, deficient in chlorophyll, will show up as pink, red or coral colors. It's the plant equivalent of full-body MRIs that detect problems before their symptoms surface.
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Kit for Rubik's "speed cubers"

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 04:20 PM CDT

A kit to help you solve Rubik's Cube in 9.18 seconds or less. From Tokyomango:

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Speed cubing is a serious serious sport, and there are certain tricks of the trade that help you with it--you can loosen the screws holding the cubes together, or dissect and lubricate the moving parts. This Speed Cubing Kit by MegaHouse comes with screwdrivers, lube, and a little manual (in Japanese) on how to become a professional cuber.

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SF Bay Area: electronics recycling event

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 03:33 PM CDT


As part of the ramp-up to the Maker Faire Bay Area 2008 (May 3 and 4), the Alameda County Computer Resource Center (ACCRC) is hosting an electronics recycling day this Saturday, March 29, from 10am to 4pm, at its Berkeley warehouse. Take your old gear and reuse, recycle, and remake it! And say hi to the "head" of ACCRC that will also be on hand at Maker Faire! From the ACCRC announcement:
Accrcheaddd Saturday, 3/29 – Electronics Recycling Day (open to the public)
Time: 10am – 4pm
Location: ACCRCM
1501 Eastshore Hwy
Berkeley, California, 94710
Phone: (510) 528-4052


Got old computers or other electronics?
ACCRC will take it! They will recycle anything that you can plug into a power outlet. This means your computer, VCR, television, copy machine, and even your microwave and toaster, but not your large appliances such as a washing machine or refrigerator. And when you bring them your computer, you will receive a tax write-off, and they will attempt to fix your equipment and then give it away to someone who is unable to afford to buy a computer. If they are unable to reuse your equipment, it will be recycled in an environmentally friendly manner. And, given that we are 5 weeks out from Maker Faire – there is a good chance that some Makers will be able to use some of these donations for their Maker Faire projects. Please spread the word on the Saturday event and encourage your businesses, friends, neighbors and families to bring their donations to ACCRC on Saturday.
Link ACCRC, Link to MAKE: post


Artist James Jean for Prada

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 02:42 PM CDT

 Wp-Content Uploads 2008 03 Prada-Spread-Purple-Detail Incredible pop surrealist painter James Jean, known also for his covers for comix series like Fables, Umbrella Academy, and others, worked with Prada to design fabrics for the fashion company's Spring line. Beautiful stuff, 'natch. Comics212 has more.
Link (via Drawn!)

Previously on BB:
• James Jean: Pressure Printing art print sale Link

Gary Wolf profiles Ray Kurzweil in Wired

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 02:41 PM CDT

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Our pal Gary Wolf profiled famous scientist and singularitarian Ray Kurzweil for Wired.

Kurzweil does not believe in half measures. He takes 180 to 210 vitamin and mineral supplements a day, so many that he doesn't have time to organize them all himself. So he's hired a pill wrangler, who takes them out of their bottles and sorts them into daily doses, which he carries everywhere in plastic bags. Kurzweil also spends one day a week at a medical clinic, receiving intravenous longevity treatments. The reason for his focus on optimal health should be obvious: If the singularity is going to render humans immortal by the middle of this century, it would be a shame to die in the interim. To perish of a heart attack just before the singularity occurred would not only be sad for all the ordinary reasons, it would also be tragically bad luck, like being the last soldier shot down on the Western Front moments before the armistice was proclaimed.
Link

"Medical necessity" defense a success in Texas pot possession trial

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 02:35 PM CDT

Reason reports that a 53-year-old Amarillo man who smokes pot to relieve his HIV-induced cyclical vomiting syndrome was acquitted on a possession charge.
His attorney, Jeff Blackburn, says this appears to be the first time the defense, which argues that breaking the law was necessary to prevent a harm worse than the one the law is aimed at preventing, has been successful in a Texas marijuana case.

Stevens, whose vomiting has been so severe that he was hospitalized and received blood transfusions, was arrested last October after an anonymous tipster saw him sharing a joint on a friend's porch in Amarillo and called the police. He had about a twelfth of an ounce of marijuana, resulting in a Class B misdemeanor charge that carries a penalty of up to six months in jail and a $2,000 fine. He probably could have gotten off with a fine or a year's probation, Blackburn says, "but he didn't want to; he wanted to take a stand." The trial lasted about 10 hours on Tuesday, and the jury came back after 11 minutes with a "not guilty" verdict.

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Boing Boing's Moderation Policy

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 01:16 PM CDT

(Note: This document is subject to change. What moderation policy isn't?)

Q. Why does Boing Boing have to have a moderator?

A. First answer: Because every general-interest online forum that's worth reading has some kind of moderation system in force.

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Life is an unending series of auditions. Get used to it.

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2. Making supercilious and unpleasant remarks in a civil liberties thread about how the victim had it coming. This is not to say that victims never have it coming; but there's a species of internet demi-troll that appears to specialize in posting such comments. Try not to look like you're one of them.

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Why post comments at all, unless you expect to be read? And if you expect to be read, you must know you're part of a conversation. Therefore, you should act like it. Engage with what the other commenters are saying. Read the thread before you add to it.

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10. This list will undoubtedly get longer.

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Drum kit as table

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 12:48 PM CDT

 Gimages Aaronyeah The Musical Rumba Series tables contain interchangeable percussion instruments that are played by banging on the table top. As someone who must resist the annoying urge at Chinese restaurants to use chopsticks at drum sticks, I know I'd enjoy this. Joel has more info and a video at Boing Boing Gadgets.
Link

Vegan strippers

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 12:42 PM CDT

Portland, Oregon's Casa Diablo Gentlemen's Club is a strip joint where only vegetarian food is served and the look is pleather and lace. Today's New York Times looks at ways sexuality is now used by some as a marketing gimmick for veganism and animal rights. As you might expect, some vegans are not too pleased about that. From the NYT:
Casa Diablo is just the latest example of selling veganism with a "Girls Gone Wild" aesthetic to draw the ire of vegans who complain that such tactics may get people to pay attention to animal cruelty, but for the wrong reasons. In Los Angeles, some frown at the scantily clad Vegan Vixens — a kind of animal-loving Pussycat Dolls — who perform songs like "Real Men Don't Hunt" at fund-raisers for animal welfare groups.

And many vegans who want to publicize cruelty within the fur industry are nonetheless dismayed by the new "Ink, Not Mink" advertising campaign from peta2, the youth arm of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. It features members of the Internet-based pinup group the Suicide Girls, sporting little more than tattoos and body piercings.
Link (Thanks, Carlo Longino!)

UPDATE: In the comments, GBV23 points to an item in the Willamette Week reporting that the Casa Diablo is up for sale. Link

Interruptive media versus multitasking

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 12:29 PM CDT

My latest Thinkernet column is live: "The Pleasures of Uninterrupted Communication," about the difference between technologies that let us do a lot of things at once and those that interrupt us over and over again:
The mature information worker is someone who can manage his queues effectively, prioritizing and re-prioritizing as new items crop up, doing the fast-context-switching necessary to respond to an email while waiting for a file to download or a backup to complete. It's a little like spinning plates, and when you get the rhythm of it, it can be glorious. There's a zone you slip into, a zone where everything gets done, one thing after another clicking into place.

But once you add an interruptive medium like IM, unscheduled calls, or pop-up notifiers of mail, flow turns into chop. The buzz, blip, and snap of a thousand alerts turn plate-spinning into hell, as random firecrackers detonate over and over again, on every side of you, always there in your peripheral vision, blowing your capacity to manage your own queue as they rudely insert themselves into your attention.

Link

Sisters rescued from horrific circus sideshow

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 12:29 PM CDT

Two sisters, 19 and 16, were rescued from an Italian circus where they were forced to swim with piranha and have snakes draped across them. The Bulgarians sisters, and their parents, were allegedly held as "slaves" by the Marino Circus. From The Guardian:
A spectator tipped off the police after watching, Giusi, the elder girl, try to escape from the piranha tank as her head was allegedly held down.

Her sister Olga was bitten by snakes that she was forced to drape on her body, and she had injuries to her stomach where the snakes had wound themselves too tightly around her...

According to reports, Giusi had a tumour on her ear and was told to never submerge it in cold water. But the piranha tank was kept at almost freezing temperatures to make the fish lethargic.
Link (via Fortean Times)

#boingboing IRC channel open for Happy Mutating

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 02:01 PM CDT

If you'd like to join other Happy Mutants on an ancient, non-web-based protocol, we have registered a new channel on Freenode in which to discuss, you know, stuff. Standard rules apply: If you're unruly or rude, don't stop by! Otherwise, I look forward to wasting far too much time chatting to you all in one big yappy forum. We may do lots more fun things with the channel in the near future, but let's start with the basics. (Update: Like giving away the gift certificates we were just provided from '80s Tees, for instance! Still not bots, though.) If you've never used IRC before, you'll need a client. On Windows I've used mIRC, on OS X or Linux I prefer X-Chat Aqua (although many like Colloquy on OS X). Connect to any of the Freenode servers and join the channel #boingboing for maximum chat.

State Department makes bank by outsourcing passport production to dodgy overseas contractors

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 12:01 PM CDT

Ross sez, "The State Department is making a profit on every passport ordered by a US citizen because it has outsourced printing to Asia, including a Thai company that has had had problems with Chinese espionage. Not only is this stupidity from an administration supposedly committed to keeping the USA safe, it may also be illegal since Congress requires such activities to be break-even rather than to profit from the citizens it supposedly serves."
But GPO Inspector General J. Anthony Ogden, the agency's internal watchdog, doesn't share that confidence. He warned in an internal Oct. 12 report that there are "significant deficiencies with the manufacturing of blank passports, security of components, and the internal controls for the process."

The inspector general's report said GPO claimed it could not improve its security because of "monetary constraints." But the inspector general recently told congressional investigators he was unaware that the agency had booked tens of millions of dollars in profits through passport sales that could have been used to improve security, congressional aides told The Times

Link

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Scott Sigler's INFECTED -- free download, inexplicably limited

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 02:01 AM CDT

Scott Sigler's new book INFECTED is in stores on April 1 and for the next four days, it will also be available as a free PDF download from Random House's website. Scott made his name by writing and podcasting high-quality science fiction novels under Creative Commons, and eventually, Random House's Crown imprint came knocking.

But publishers are schizophrenic and often end up acting really dumb in the service of trying to do something smart. Crown is putting Scott's book online for free as a PDF, but they're taking it down after only four days -- presumably just in time to kill whatever momentum the downloads are generating. If you happen upon this blog-post next week when it shows up on Digg, you're out of luck -- no download to use to figure out if you want to buy the book.

Worse still: Crown is only making the download available before the book goes on sale! This is an act of massive goofiness. Here's what this means: the book's promotional download period ends before you can buy the book. If you download this book and love it, you can't walk down to the bookstore and pick up a copy. Sure, you can pre-order it on Amazon, but I know from watching my affiliate link payments here on Boing Boing that ten times as many of you buy books that are on sale when I blog them than buy books that have to be pre-ordered. The Internet exists in an eternal NOW, and expecting someone who downloads a book to hold onto the impulse to buy it for four days is so unrealistic, it makes me suspect that this strategy was conceived of by someone who doesn't actually use the Internet.

Either Crown believes that free downloads sell books or they don't. There's no coherent explanation for a ticking-bomb download like this one; it's like the hesitation marks on the wrists of a half-ass suicide.

What's more, as a result of their time-limited download, they're going to lose the ability to compile good estimates of who's downloading the book and where they're coming from -- fans of the book will no doubt keep it online on their own sites, scattered around the net, and new readers will download from all those sources, sources that Random House/Crown doesn't control, can't compile stats on, and will be totally in the dark on. So in addition to the sales they're throwing away by making the ebook harder to get, they're also throwing away the market intelligence they'd get by being the canonical download site for it.

Scott tells me that he'd much rather the book stay online perpetually, so this is definitely emanating from the publisher.

Onto the book -- it looks like a hell of a thing:

Alida Garcia stumbled through the dense winter woods, blood marking her long path, a bright red comet trail against the blazing white snow. Her hands shook violently. She could barely make a fist out of her talonlike fingers, nearly numb, wet from the big clumps of snow that fell thick and fast all around her, melting almost as soon as they hit her skin. When the time came, could she even pull the trigger on Luis's old revolver?

A searing pain in her stomach brought her thoughts back to the mission, the divine mission.

Something was wrong. Well, fuck, it was all wrong, and had been from the first moment she started scratching at her belly and her elbow. But something was even more wrong, something inside. It wasn't supposed to be like this . . . somehow, she knew that.

She looked behind her, along the bloody path through the snow, eyes searching for pursuit. She saw nothing. She'd spent years in fear of the INS, but it was different now. They didn't want to deport her — now they wanted her dead.

Link to PDF, Link to buy book on Amazon, Link to official INFECTED site

See also:
Boing Boing Podcast: EarthCore author Scott Sigler
Scott Sigler's Ancestor on sale today

Slides from wonderful "engineering climate change" talk

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 05:50 AM CDT


Here's a slide deck to accompany Saul Griffith's incredible talk on engineering solutions to climate change from the O'Reilly Emerging Technology Conference earlier this month in San Diego. The talk was the highlight of the conference for me, dealing as it did with the engineering affordances of carbon, climate, and energy sources of all kind, and coming to a humane solution that invites us to live luxuriant high-quality lives that nevertheless massively reduce our carbon footprints to a sustainable level. Link (Thanks, Avi!)

See also: Engineering approach to global climate change

Glow in the dark embroidery thread

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 01:33 AM CDT

Sublime Stitching has a nice package of glow-in-the-dark embroidery thread for a mere ten bucks. Link (via Craft)

HOWTO make a row-counter "abacus" bracelet

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 01:31 AM CDT

Here's a set of free instructions for making your own stylish and functional "row counter" bracelet, a kind of wearable fashionable abacus:

The principle is simple - the smaller beads represent 1s, and the bigger beads represent 10s. When each row is knitted (or crocheted), simply move one small bead through the encircling beaded ring to the other side of the bracelet.

When you complete the 10th row, move all the small beads back to the 'start', and move one large bead, representing 10, through the ring.

Move small "1" beads through the beaded divider ring one by one as you complete rows, until you reach the 20th row, at which point you move all 9 small beads back to the 'start' of the bracelet (which is marked by a charm), and move a second "10" bead through to mark 20 rows - and so on!

Link (via Craft)

HOWTO Overclock an XO laptop from One Laptop Per Child

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 01:23 AM CDT

Wayan sez,

One major complaint about One Laptop Per Child's XO laptop, is the speed of its Geode LX 700 CPU that runs at 433mhz. Most experienced computer users find it a little slow, and often compare it to computing in the late 90's.

On the other hand, OLPC's target market, children in the developing world who don't have a Dell or Xbox for comparison, don't seem to mind.

Still, for the serious geek, there is an easy fix for a slow processor: overclocking. Our field tester results:

For the record. 566mhz is a 30% improvement in processor speed over the stock 433mhz, and 233mhz is a 40% improvement in memory speed over 166mhz.

On average, I saw a 21.8% improvement in usable system speed at these overclocked ratings.

Link (Thanks, Wayan!)

Podcast of Ted Chiang's THE MERCHANT AND THE ALCHEMIST'S GATE

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 04:28 AM CDT

Avi sez, "Starship Sofa has made Ted Chiang's marvelous arabesque time travel story 'The Merchant and the Alchemist's Gate' available as a podcast."

Oh yes, thank you very much. I brake for Ted Chiang stories -- hell, I'd stop, drop and roll for a chance to read one.

MP3 Link, Text of the story (Thanks, Avi!)

See also: Short-story collection of the decade if not the century

Groovy 1970 TV show about surfboard manufacture, with Woody Allen and Jonathan Winters

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 01:15 AM CDT


This 1970 episode of the kids' show HOT DOG demonstrates surfboard manufacture with much groovy graphics and sound, cosmic ruminations on hanging ten, and hilarious cameos from Woody Allen and Jonathan Winters. Gorfulator notes, "This was made by 'HOT DOG,' a TV show I remember because the production company HQ was in my hometown of Burlingame, CA. They were a spinoff venture of Lee Mendelson (Charlie Brown cartoons) who were right around the corner." Link (Thanks, Gorfulator!)

Free remixable music from One Laptop Per Child project

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 01:12 AM CDT


Peter sez, "The One Laptop Per Child project's sonic contributors have been hard at work. They've collected 8.5 GB of Creative Commons-licensed sounds from the likes of the Berkeley College of Music and electronic superstar BT. These are free for use whether or not you've got an OLPC. They've also been working on musical applications for children using the machines, building on Csound, an open-source synthesis and effects tool. The upshot: open music development on the OLPC will benefit the whole music community, not just XO laptop owners." Link (Thanks, Peter!)

Sweded Lord of the Rings

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 01:10 AM CDT


This sweded cut of the Lord of the Rings is so elaborate and well-wrought that it almost doesn't qualify as sweded -- but the epic luls make up for the high production values. Link

See also:
Sweded remake of Star Wars
Sweded Jurassic Park

3D printed Brain Lamp

Posted: 27 Mar 2008 01:05 AM CDT


Alexander Lervik's MyBrain lamp is modeled on his own brain, as run off a 3D printer. In the coming era of mass-customization, we won't have to settle for lamps based on their designers' brains -- we can each of us get lamps based on our own brains. Link (Thanks, Laura!)

BBtv: Leslie Hall iPhone snaps, "Blame the Booty" remix

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 09:42 PM CDT

[BBTV] Leslie Hall show, SF, 03-2008

[BBTV] Leslie Hall show, SF, 03-2008 Two iphone snapshots from a recent Boing Boing tv shoot at a club called the Rickshaw Stop in San Francisco, which led to this BBtv episode about the bedazzling internet personality Leslie "Shazam! You're Glamorous!" Hall.

Here's Leslie Hall's online store (Hefty Hideaway), where you can buy CDs and t-shirts and stuff.

Below: click the little audio-looking widget and listen to a Leslie and the LYs song that appeared in that BBtv ep -- "BLAME THE BOOTY," remixed by Ninja Science Laboratories. How fierce is that shit, seriously?

Previously on Boing Boing: BBtv: Leslie Hall - ceWEBrity, gem sweater diva, jammer of jams.



Avian Flu Watch on Flickr

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 06:56 PM CDT

The Avian Flu Watch pool on Flickr is a clearinghouse for anyone to contribute photos and other information related to the pandemic that may be coming to a town near you. From the Flickr pool description (photo from Ilyasansri's stream):
 2208 2172213858 808E174A2F The purpose of this group is for people to share news and information about the potential influenza pandemic (avian flu or bird flu, Influenza A, strain H5N1) which is currently brewing in several countries in southeast Asia.

Pointers to GOOD information sources are encouraged, as well as photos of news headlines and other images related to this topic.
Link (Thanks, Jason Tester!)

Adoption and corruption: human trafficking busts in Guatemala

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 06:20 PM CDT


[image: Xeni Jardin, 2007, cc]

The government of Guatemala recently enacted a series of new laws intended to curb corruption within the country's $100 million adoption industry. Guatemala is one of the world's top "sender" countries for children adopted by US families, second only to China. Babies are big business there.

This Central American nation is among the world's poorest, and its legal system is among the world's most corrupt. Add all of that up, factor in the social disruption that results from decades of civil war, and you end up with a climate where babies are sometimes sold like animals and the rights of birth mothers are routinely abused.

The Guatemalan government seems eager to make a punitive example out of one high-profile adoption agency in particular -- Casa Quivira. The country's biggest baby-bust yet broke this week, and involves two attorneys who represented that agency, which was once considered the most "legit" in the country.

The attorneys have been charged with fraud and human trafficking:

The probe of Casa Quivira — where 46 children in the process of being adopted by U.S. families were seized in a government raid last August — turned up a slew of irregularities, including at least five cases in which birth mothers were allegedly given false identities to avoid having to seek permission from family members and a judge to give up their babies.

Eighteen other mothers could not be found under the identities that case files provided, prosecutors said.

Link to AP story, here's a related item by the same reporter, about the same agency; here's another.

I've spent a fair amount of time in Guatemala, since I was a teenager. I am familiar with first-person testimonies from a number of sides of this story: indigenous women who claim to have been robbed of their kids (or otherwise abused in the adoption process); attorneys and human rights workers who represent them; American families who began with the best of intentions but realized halfway through how corrupt the adoption system there really is.

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IMAGE: I snapped this photo during a stealth visit to another adoption facility in Guatemala that has been described as a "baby-laundering" operation, run by an offshoot cell of a US-based evangelical megachurch. During this visit, they proudly told me they "cured" AIDS and HIV in some of these children through prayer to Jesus.

The people who operate this agency obtain children from mostly indigenous, mostly displaced, all poor birth mothers; the agency is believed to routinely falsify or alter documentation, or change the names of children or parents, and arrange adoption transactions with US families as a source of income.

The children and teens there are locked in rooms when unsupervised, not allowed contact with family members who sometimes show up to reclaim them, and barbed wire fence rings the property perimeter. It felt like a prison.

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Below, screengrab of the website for Casa Quivira. They have promotional videos on YouTube. Seems the "CQ in the news!" section of their website hasn't been updated in a while.

(thanks, Martha Clayton and Jolon Bankey).



Sex offender ordered to keep warning signs on car and house

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 05:30 PM CDT

Sex offender Leroy Schad of Kansas is under a court order to keep large signs on his car that read, "Sex Offender In This Car." He has a similar sign on his house.
Picture 1-162 The 72-year-old, who has lived in the town since 1971, was originally charged with four counts of taking indecent liberties with a 9-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy in 2005.

In March last year, he was allowed to plead guilty to a lesser charge of aggravated indecent solicitation of a child, and the original charges were dismissed.

District Judge Ron Svaty ordered him to position the signs as part of his punishment as well as house arrest and five years probation.

Schad is now appealing the order which forced him to post the signs a few months ago.

He said: "I know that I deserve something for that, but I don't think I deserve what I got."

Link

Shirky talks activism: how group forming networks change protest

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 03:48 PM CDT

Further to yesterday's post about Clay Shirky's Harvard talk on his book Here Comes Everybody, here's another video of Clay and David Weinberger chatting about the implications of cheap group-forming for activists. Link (Thanks, Amar!)

See also: Clay Shirky's Harvard talk: Here Comes Everybody

Vintage Science illo Flickr group

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 03:43 PM CDT


The Vintage Science illustration pool on Flickr is a bottomless mine of gorgeous midcentury science art from around the world. Link (via Link

New US Cyber-Security Czar has no cyber-security experience

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 03:28 PM CDT

The Bush Administration has finally filled the long-vacant "cyber-security czar" -- with a guy who has no experience with cyber-security (though he seems a decent sort).
By all accounts, Beckstrom is neither a cyber-security expert nor a Washington insider. But his private-sector background and published writings emphasize a decentralized approach to managing large organizations.
Link (via Schneier)

Amanda Visell's new limited toy

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 03:09 PM CDT

Amandavvvv Los Angeles artist Amanda Visell released this gorgeous limited edition metal figure today. Its name is Axephunt. On the back, it says, "I will chop you." Indeed.
Link (Thanks, Gama-Go's Greg Long!)

Coop's paintblogging

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 02:42 PM CDT

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The supremely talented Coop is working on a new painting, and he's letting his blog readers in on his work process and thoughts. Fascinating stuff. I wish more artists would do this.

This painting has been a particularly strange beast, fighting me every step of the way, and revealing itself in unexpected ways. It is now almost completely different in composition that the day I started to apply paint to canvas, one of the major surprises being the most recent step. The line art that first became a stencil, then this Napthol Crimson overlay, was not part of the original plan at all. Strangest of all, it wasn't until I drew the original drawing of "Lil' Mort," that I realized what the subject of the painting was in the first place. When I realized that it was what it was, everything else fell into place. I felt like a safe cracker, listening through a stethoscope as the tumblers fell behind the steel door, locks clanking open to reveal... what exactly? I still don't know. This painting isn't finished yet, though everyone who has seen it so far seems to think that it is complete. I still have at least two major steps to go, one of which will completely change the way the painting looks right now.

Weird, huh? Strange as it might sound, this is all part and parcel of the creative process, and after 20+ years of doing this for a living, it is the only part that still excites me.

Link

How CBC torrented a TV show

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 02:05 PM CDT

Here's a great, insider account of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's internal process leading up to their decision to put a high-quality torrent of the show Canada's Next Great Prime Minister online:
Tessa later said that the approval process was like playing a game of whack-a-mole. As soon as one approval had been given the nod, the next obstacle would pop up. Still, there was broad acceptance to the idea and in the end the approvals were easier than anticipated. It may sound like a difficult process to an uploader, but on the other hand, the list is much shorter than one a private broadcaster would have to check off. As a public broadcaster, our mandate to "be made available throughout Canada by the most appropriate and efficient means" really helped the cause.
Link (Thanks, Steve!)

This American Life live in movie theaters across the US

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 02:05 PM CDT

I'm hoping to sneak away from Maker Faire preparations to watch This American Life Live in movie theaters on May 1st.

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On Thursday, May 1st acclaimed radio and television host Ira Glass will bring the wildly popular show This American Life to the big screen for a one-night only event. Glass debuts never-before-seen extraordinary, funny and true stories from everyday life, shows outtakes, and answers audience questions. This exclusive theatre event will be broadcast LIVE from New York via satellite to select movie theatres nationwide. This one-night event features special guests and is presented in HD and Cinema Surround Sound. Tickets go on sale beginning April 4th. Don't miss your chance to see "This American Life - Live!" on the big screen Thursday May 1, 2008 at 8PM EDT / 7 PM CDT / 6 PM MDT and time delayed to 8PM PDT.
Link

Sony cotton swab advertisement

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 02:04 PM CDT

 Files Images Sony Cottonstick.Preview I like this clever print advertisement for Sony audio products.
Link (Thanks, Koshi!)

South African design conference sponsors alternative housing

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 01:56 PM CDT

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Design Indaba, a design conference taking place in Cape Town, South Africa, is sponsoring ten architects and designers to create a street of new homes in the poor, "informal settlement" of Mitchell's Plain. The Creative Review blog's Patrick Burgoyne was on-site as the first house, designed by Luyanda Mpahlwa with assistance from Kirsty Ronné, was constructed from sandbags. From the CR Blog:
Mpahlwa's two-storey house uses a locally developed system called Ecobeams. Timber beams are linked by galvanized metal zig-zags, the space between which is in-filled with sand bags – a simple process that the house-owners themselves can carry out. The walls are then covered with mesh and plastered. These walls have much better thermal properties than breeze blocks, ensuring that occupants will be kept cool in summer and warm in winter. The system also has excellent sound absorbing properties which helps to provide a measure of privacy in close quarter living, while they are much heavier than brick and therefore wind resistant.

The sand bag construction resists water penetration due to the fact that the sand in the bags is a filter medium – any water penetrating the plaster will simply 'filter' down to the dampcourse and exit the wall to the outside. It's also fire resistant and, pretty important in an area like Freedom Park, bullet-proof.

Furthermore, no electricity is required at the construction site and only minimal amounts of water and cement are required – just two bags for the whole house. This simple system relies mostly on unskilled labour – especially women in the community, who can be taught the basics in a few days. The whole house takes just over a week to build.
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Plane hijacker D.B. Cooper's parachute found

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 12:58 PM CDT

36 years after he jumped from a hijacked plane with a bag containing $200,000 in ransom, D.B. Cooper's whereabouts remain unknown. But his parachute was discovered yesterday.
200803261054 If it is Cooper's parachute, that will solve one mystery -- where he apparently landed -- but it will raise another, Carr said.

In 1980, a family on a picnic found $5,880 of Cooper's money in a bag on a Columbia River beach, near Vancouver. Some investigators believed it might have been washed down to the beach by the Washougal River. But if Cooper landed near Amboy and stashed the money bag there, there's no way it could have naturally reached the Washougal.

"If this is D.B. Cooper's parachute, the money could not have arrived at its discovery location by natural means," Carr said. "That whole theory is out the window."

Link (Via Reason)

Bike racers line up for bio-break

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 12:55 PM CDT

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This lovely photo depicts bicyclists in the 99th Milan-Sanremo race in Italy last week. They've all lined up to take a leak. My friend Jess Hemerly who sent the image says the scene, er, reminds her of San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood. Hit the link to see the full photo, taken by Roberto Bettini, as it appeared on Cyclingnews.com. Link

Edison-Style cup phonograph kit

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 12:44 PM CDT


MAKE's Phil Torrone went to Japan to met with the folks at Gakken ("Sophisticated Science Kits for Adults") and shot this fun video of the Edison-Style cup phonograph kit.

200803261041 From Gakken's Sophisticated Science Kit for Adults, this replica kit uses the same technology that Thomas Edison used, replacing Edison's waxed pipe and stylus, the kit uses a plastic cup and a needle, but the end results are the same! You record your own voice on a plastic cup -- and play it back! Here's how it works, your voice vibrates the air minutely when it gets into the horn. Then the vibration is conducted to the needle and is translated into a wavy movement of the needle and carves a groove onto the cup.
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Skullphone image inserted into ClearChannel digital billboard ads (Not a hack, but paid for?)

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 12:34 PM CDT

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UPDATE: Wired's Threat Level called ClearChannel, who said the Skullphone is not a hack, but a paid ad.

Laughing Squid reports: "An entity simply known as Skullphone has been altering Clear Channel digital billboards in Los Angeles, by hacking into the computer that runs the billboard and inserting the Skullphone image between the ads." Link

Lost John Ford propaganda film, never before seen in the US

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 12:26 PM CDT



Eric Spiegelman says: "John Ford produced a pro-Vietnam [war] documentary on behalf of the US Government right before he died. The film was never released in the US, and very few people have seen it. I just put it online."

The last film ever produced by the legendary John Ford was a work of propaganda commissioned by the United States government in support of the Vietnam War. Production of the documentary, "Vietnam! Vietnam!," began a few months after the Tet Offensive, and by the time the film was completed at the end of 1971, American policy toward the war shifted toward withdrawal and negotiation for peace. As such, the film's message was obsolete and embarrassing the moment it was ready for distribution. It was never released.

Federal law at the time prohibited the domestic exhibition of any motion picture financed by the U.S. Information Agency, which included "Vietnam! Vietnam!." Ford's last documentary remained locked away in a vault for the next 27 years, when a change in the law allowed the National Archives to make it available to the public.

I learned about the existence of "Vietnam! Vietnam!" three years ago. Curiosity led me to pull the ancient reels from the National Archives and have them digitized. Years of neglect badly damaged the audio portion of the first half of the film, and my cousin painstakingly restored the soundtrack to the best of his ability.

The documentary is, actually, quite terrible. Nothing about it even approximates a John Ford masterpiece. Accounts vary as to the extent that Ford was actively involved in the production — he apparently spent time on location in Vietnam toward the beginning of the shoot, but his advanced age and poor health kept him home during almost all of the principal photography. According to Ford scholar Tag Gallagher, Ford supervised the editing of the film and rewrote it's scenario. Regardless, John Ford clearly wanted his name associated with "Vietnam! Vietnam!" — it reflected his strong belief in the cause — and it is incontrovertibly part of his repertoire.

I offer the film here because it's a little piece of American history that very few people have seen, and for that reason alone it belongs on the Internet.

Link

Science fiction authors offer unusual Homeland Security Advice

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 12:12 PM CDT

National Defense Magazine reports on a recent meeting of SIGMA, "a loosely affiliated group of science fiction writers who are offering pro bono advice to anyone in government who want their thoughts on how to protect the nation." They recently convened at a Department of Homeland Security science and technology conference, and author Larry Niven offered this grand piece of thinking:
Niven said a good way to help hospitals stem financial losses is to spread rumors in Spanish within the Latino community that emergency rooms are killing patients in order to harvest their organs for transplants.

"The problem [of hospitals going broke] is hugely exaggerated by illegal aliens who aren't going to pay for anything anyway," Niven said."

BB reader Margaret says: "From SF writer Larry Nivens' magical, mystical fictional universe where hospitals don't have to treat rednecks who OD on meth, insurance companies aren't inflating the cost of hospital care, under-regulated drug companies aren't making massive profits, and uninsured children of hardworking parents don't fall off skateboards." Link

Boing Boing tv - Filk, folk music for science fiction fans.

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 12:46 AM CDT


Science fiction and folk music had a baby, and its name is filk. This little-known DIY music subculture involves songs composed and performed by sci-fi and fantasy fans, and revolves around fandom themes. Today on Boing Boing tv, Xeni visits the Consonance Filk Convention in the Bay Area, and learns that it is possible to combine vampires, computer virii, LOLcats, Tolkien slashfic, Battlestar Galactica, string theory, and World of Warcraft characters in a single Klingon lyric sung to the tune of "Kum Ba Ya."

Link to Boing Boing tv post with discussion and downloadable video.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Latest from Boing Boing

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Seeking marrow donor for animation writer/blogger Emru Townsend

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 06:51 AM CDT

Tom sez, "Emru Townsend, a well-known animation writer and blogger is in need of a bone marrow transplant." You can help.
In mid-December, Emru was diagnosed with leukemia, and a condition called monosomy 7. Due to the monosomy 7, he has an increased risk of the leukemia coming back, no matter how successful chemotherapy is. This is where you can help save his life.

Emru needs a bone marrow transplant. This kind of therapy is administered through a transplant of bone marrow stem cells from a matching donor. The highest chances for a match are from siblings, but his only sister is not a match. As a result, he must to turn to national and international bone marrow registries to find a compatible donor. There are 11 million donors worldwide, but there is still no guarantee that he will find a match: The chances of matching another person can be as high 1 in 450 or lower than 1 in 750,000. Time is of the essence as the optimal window of opportunity is in the first few months after remission.

Hell, even if you don't care about this one case, being on the marrow donor registry is just a Good Thing. The next person it saves could be you. Link (Thanks, Tom!)

Toy plastic shield bears Gorey-esque warning from the future

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 06:47 AM CDT


Jamin sez, "This is the safety message stamped on a plastic shield we bought at Target. I have to admit that I'm a little freaked out by it. It appears to be a warning FROM THE FUTURE! It reads in part, "The simulated protective device was not safety device and offered no protection." It's also sort of reminiscent of an Edward Gorey caption." Link

Instant science-fiction convention finder, just add ZIP codes

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 06:45 AM CDT

Nathan sez,
In the early morning of March 21, JJ Adams, assistant editor at The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction asked some "con-loving web savvy fan" to build a convention finder that allowed people to find nearby conventions when searching by zipcode...

By 10:23PM of the same day I submitted this, to his general approval: Convention Finder

Now, it has to be filled with conventions. Spread the word to your various fan groups and/or, if you know of a convention that's coming up in your area that would be of interest to geeks in general, please feel free to submit it yourself to the convention finder (just make sure that you have the venue's zip code).

Link (Thanks, Nathan!)

Carrotmob proposes to buy out liquor store in exchange for environmental improvements

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 05:28 AM CDT

Brent sez, "I'm starting a new non-profit network of consumers called Carrotmob. We want to use our collective buying power as a bargaining tool in order to make corporations do environmentally friendly things. Our first 'experimental' campaign is this Saturday. We're going to get hundreds of people to show up at a liquor store in SF at 1pm and buy the place out. The store is spending 22% (they won a bidding war) of the revenue we bring in on environmental improvements to their store. Afterparty with free concert in Dolores Park. Please post or pass along if you like it..."
What sort of things are they going to spend this 22% on?

Well I assembled a team of energy experts, and we decided to go through the SF Energy Watch program. Their people are doing audits of the lighting and refrigeration systems at K & D to come up with a list of all the improvements they could make, as well as the likely cost of those improvements. Once we calculate how much cash we've brought in, they will choose which changes they want to make based on how much money they have to work with.

Link (Thanks, Brent!)

Photos from rotting Chinese theme-park in Orlando

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 05:23 AM CDT

Kathryn sez,

In 1993 the People's Republic of China opened a park just south of Orlando, FL featuring over 60 handcrafted replicas of China's architectural, cultural and historical landmarks. Throughout Splendid China's 10 years of operation, the it was plagued by low attendance, frequent protests against the idyllic depictions of China the park provided, and financial mismanagement. The park was closed in 2003.

This past weekend two friends and I did a little urban exploring of the park, and took a lot of pictures. I was very surprised at how quickly the park has fallen into disrepair since its closing five years ago. It seems that vandals have stolen just about anything that wasn't bolted down (and lots of things that were). Most of the ceramic figurines have been smashed, which made for interesting photos at least.

Link to gallery one, Link to gallery two (Thanks, Kathryn!)

FoxClocks: global time plugin for Firefox

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 05:19 AM CDT

FoxClocks is a fantastic Firefox plugin that gives you a little toolbar showing the current time in various cities around the world (you choose). Since the US rejigged its Daylight Savings Time start-date, I keep getting caught out on scheduled phone-calls, assuming that California is eight hours behind me when it's really only seven. Link (Thanks, Sarah!)

Stanley Donwood, "Radiohead artist" - new Tokyo show

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 12:30 AM CDT


Artist Stanley Donwood, whose work frequently graces Radiohead releases, has a painting show opening in Tokyo next week. (thanks, Rex of Greenplastic!)

Muxtape

Posted: 26 Mar 2008 12:24 AM CDT

A bunch of chatter about muxtape today from various pals on different social networks I belong to. It's a pretty neat little service. Hand-roll your own MP3 mixtapes, and folks can listen to them with an intermaweb browser.

Web Zen: Comic Zen 2008

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 11:50 PM CDT

Army's New PTSD Treatments: Yoga, Reiki, 'Bioenergy'

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 11:45 PM CDT


Over at Wired's "Danger Room" defense technology blog, Noah Shachtman writes:

The military is scrambling for new ways to treat the traumatic brain injuries and post-trauma stress of troops returning home from war. And every kind of therapy -- no matter how far outside the accepted medical form -- is being considered. The Army just unveiled a $4 million program to investigate everything from "spiritual ministry, transcendental meditation, [and] yoga" to "bioenergies such as Qi gong, Reiki, [and] distant healing" to mend the psyches of wounded troops.
Link. Image: an MRI brain scan, from Flickr user CaptPiper.

Rick "Rickroll" Astley interviewed

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 11:39 PM CDT

Over at the Los Angeles Times, David Sarno has posted a funny audio interview with the famed '80s singer after whom the Rickroll is named. And thank gopod: Rick Astley forswears doing any YouTube remixes of his own. Snip:
Over the last year or so, Astley has watched with puzzled amazement as "Never Gonna Give You Up" has been mocked, celebrated, remixed and reprised, its original music video viewed millions of times on YouTube, all by a generation that could barely swallow its Gerber carrots when the song first topped the pop charts. "I think it's just one of those odd things where something gets picked up and people run with it," Astley said. "But that's what brilliant about the Internet."
Link. Oh wait, jeez, sorry! Here you go, there's your link.

Clay Shirky's Harvard talk: Here Comes Everybody

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 03:31 PM CDT

Here's a video of a Clay Shirky talk at Harvard's Berkman Center, called "Here Comes Everybody: The Power of Organizing Without Organizations." It's a summary of the ideas in his incredible book of the same title, a book that I continue to return to nearly every day in my thinking, making it the single largest influence on my thoughts in the past year. Link (via Copyfight)

See also: Clay Shirky's masterpiece: Here Comes Everybody

FreeCulture NYC photo-mob to produce enormous repository of free pix of Manhattan

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 02:33 PM CDT

Fred sez,
On Friday, March 28th (April 4th rain date), join Free Culture @ NYU and Free Culture @ Columbia on a quest to get the best shots of NYC. Bring your camera and a way to get around town for the biggest scavenger hunt in Free Culture's history.

All photos will be uploaded to the Wikimedia Commons for inclusion into Wikipedia articles about NYC that need photos. We've got hundreds of locations, sites, and things to document for Wikipedia and it should be a really fun day.

Each member of the winning team will receive an iPod shuffle loaded with Creative Commons music! Second and third place teams will win copies of "Wikipedia, The Missing Manual" donated by O'Reilly.

Link (Thanks, Fred)

Photorealistic papercraft heads

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 01:17 PM CDT

 Img170 9620 Paperworksharry20070202Lo7 Artist Bert Simons makes realistic papercraft heads. Link (Via about:blank)

"It's A Way Of Life" Mary Kaye promotional film from 1977

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 01:11 PM CDT


"It is a journey. It is a way of life." (Via Bedazzled)

Is Fred and Sharon's movie production business real or performance art?

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 01:00 PM CDT


Museum of Hoaxes wonders whether Fred and Sharon's movie production business is legitimate or some kind of publicity stunt. They aren't sure. What do you think? Link

Japanese ads downplay URLs, encourage searches

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 12:39 PM CDT

Cabel Maxfield Sasser recently went to Japan and noticed an interesting trend in advertising there: search boxes have replaced URLs.
Picture 1-160 Within minutes of riding on the first trains in Japan, I notice a significant change in advertising, from train to television. The trend? No more printed URL's. The replacement? Search boxes! With recommended search terms!

It makes sense, right? All the good domain names are gone. Getting people to a specific page in a big site is difficult (who's going to write down anything after the first slash?). And, most tellingly, I see increasingly more users already inadvertently put complete domain names like "gmail" and "netflix" into the Search box of their browsers out of habit — and it doesn't even register that Google pops up and they have to click to get to their destination.

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Comparing food products with their package photos

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 12:29 PM CDT

Food-Packaging A German website, Pundo300, took photos of food products and compared them with the depictions on their packages. Link (Via Museum of Hoaxes)

Home DNA paternity test

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 12:18 PM CDT

 Gimages Dnatestingcollectionkit New spit-based home medical tests for the likes of breast cancer may be on the horizon, but DNA paternity testing kits are already on drugstore shelves. Over at Boing Boing Gadgets, Joel has the details on Identigene's $30 kit. Science helps answer the eternal question of "Who's your daddy!?"
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Photos of bugging device found in Dublin vehicle

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 12:18 PM CDT

Via The Day the Tried to Kill Me:
200803251013 A sophisticated bugging and tracking device has been unearthed in the vehicle of a member of the Dublin 32 County Sovereignty Movement. The device was secreted internally into the dashboard of the vehicle and was equipped with its own self contained power supply. The manner by which the device was installed strongly suggests that those who planted it took considerable time to effect this and was obviously professionally done. The device bears English Manufacturing Labels but as of yet it is uncertain whether it originates from a British, Irish or joint British/Irish intelligence source.
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Protein map of spit

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 12:05 PM CDT

Researchers have identified all of the 1000+ proteins in human saliva glands. Determining the identity of the proteins in saliva could lead to convenient new spit-based medical tests that don't require, say, blood to be drawn. From Reuters:
Already there are saliva-based antibody tests to detect human immunodeficiency virus, or HIV, and hepatitis infections, (University of Rochester Medical Center researcher Fred Hagan said). He said this protein map will provide new targets.

"Monitoring disease as well as drug use could be more easily done with saliva as opposed to blood or urine," he said.

Other groups are working on a saliva-based test for breast cancer that would detect a protein fragment from the HER2 protein. Hagan said such tests could eventually replace uncomfortable and costly mammograms.

"We envision in the future spitting in a tube and looking for a marker like this breast cancer marker. It would be much easier to do, potentially at home," he said.
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BitStrips: comics-creation for everone

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 12:01 PM CDT


BitStrips is a fast, easy, sharing-friendly comic creation site -- you make "characters" using a Wii-style menu, pose them and fill in dialog, layout your strips and monkey with the backgrounds, borrowing material from any of the thousands of strips that have been made to date. Once your strip is done, anyone can modify it -- it becomes part of the commons. In the first two weeks of the site's existence, more than 16,000 strips were created by the users of the service. Link (Thanks, Jesse!)

Indiana Jones "sketch" trading cards

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 11:40 AM CDT

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The new Indiana Jones Heritage trading cards from Topps also include sketch cards from a huge variety of artists. Patrick Schoenmaker posted his sketch cards at his blog and they're fantastic. There's apparently one sketch card in every 54 packs, but I wish all of the cards in the set were sketch cards. Link to Schoenmaker's site, Link to Topps (via Drawn!)

UPDATE: Lucasfilm's Bonnie Burton writes, "On Starwars.com, I've been interviewing the artists who are making these great Indy Sketch cards." Link

Cute message on kitten's fur

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 11:18 AM CDT

 Assetpool Images 08324194532 Kitty-Love1-185 The fur on this kitten, born Sunday in Sacramento, California, seems to spell out "I (heart) (dot)." That's especially cute because the kitten's mother is named Dottie.
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Occult Experience documentary from 1985

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 11:11 AM CDT

Occultexppp The Occult Experience, now on Google Video, is a terrific 1985 documentary featuring footage of such magickal folk as Anton LaVey, Selena Fox, Michael Aquino, and H.R. Giger.
Link (via Cabinet of Wonders)

BBtv: Leslie Hall - ceWEBrity, gem sweater diva, jammer of jams.

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 02:13 AM CDT


DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME MY BOOTY. Today on Boing Boing tv, Xeni visits the bedazzled world of "internet ce-WEB-rity" Leslie Hall, whose gem sweaters are as sparkly as her jams are funky. We speak with the Iowa-based star of stage, YouTube, and craft marts, and experience a live performance by Leslie and the LY's.

Link to Boing Boing tv post, with discussion and downloadable video.

Hypnotist thief on video

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 09:52 AM CDT

Italian police released video of a thief who allegedly hypnotizes clerks at supermarket registers. From the BBC News:
 Media Images 44509000 Jpg  44509460 Hypnotist203In every case, the last thing staff reportedly remember is the thief leaning over and saying: "Look into my eyes", before finding the till empty...

The cashier who was shown the video footage has no memory of the incident, according to Italian media, and only realised what had happened when she saw the money missing.
Link

Steampunk lantern

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 09:42 AM CDT

Art sez, "I've just completed my 'Siddhartha Pod' Steampunk Lantern. Entirely hand made and it took 2.5 months to produce."

The "Siddhartha Pod" Lantern, recently completed, is entirely hand crafted of solid mahogany, solid copper and brass. Without a doubt, the most labor-intensive lamp I've ever created.
Link (Thanks, Art!)

Free stories from a Campbell Award nominee

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 09:40 AM CDT

The John W Campbell Award for best new writer is given each year at the Hugo Award ceremony to the most promising writer whose first publication falls in the previous two years. Mary Robinette Kowal, one of this year's nominees, sez, "As the only one of this year's Campbell nominees that's a short-story writer, my work is not always as easy to find. So, I'm offering a sampler of my short fiction for download."

I won the Campbell in 2000, on the strength of my short fiction, so I'm here to tell ya it can be done, Mary! Link (Thanks, Mary!)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Latest from Boing Boing

The Latest from Boing Boing

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Sinistar meets Dick and Jane

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 06:25 AM CDT


I get a furious giggle out of this Sinistar-meets-Dick-and-Jane graphic. Anyone know where it comes from? Post to the comments! (Thanks, Spingo!)

RIP Raymond Leblanc, publisher of Tintin

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 06:20 AM CDT

Joe sez, "Tom Spurgeon on the excellent Comics Reporter posted sad news over the holiday weekend - Belgian publisher Raymond Leblanc passed away at the age of 92. For those who don't know, Raymond, a former Resistance member during the Nazi occupation, set up the famous Tintin magazine after the war, bringing in Herge, then labouring under a blacklist for collaboration during the occupation. He pushed Lombard into one of the top European comics albums publishers and worked with a roll call of the great and good of the medium. Fair to say the comics scene would have been far, far poorer without him and some of the characters generations of us have grown up reading might never have made it if not for his guidance and energy."
A civil servant turned member of the French Resistance in World War II, the Longlier native partnered with two friends to create a small publishing company on Rue du Lombard in Brussels. Their big coup came in 1945 when they convinced Herge to bring his Tintin into the fold of a weekly publication devoted to kids to share the feature's name. The cartoonist, already a success with a dozen albums to his credit but battered personally and professionally by the limited publishing opportunities during the war in a way that would drive criticism his way for the remainder of his days, accepted their offer. He recruited three friends -- Paul Cuvelier, Edgard P. Jacobs, Jacques Laudy -- to help him form the core of the magazine. They and their successors would take aim at the successful Spirou and forge a successful legacy for themselves at the same time.
Link, Link to interview with Leblanc (Thanks, Joe!)

Free downloadable sf novel: GREY, "high-fashion dystopia"

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 06:17 AM CDT

Loss sez, "Night Shade Books has just made Jon Armstrong's novel GREY available as a free download (as they did with Richard Kadrey's BUTCHER BIRD last month). This stunning 'high-fashion dystopia' has been nominated for the John W. Campbell Memorial Award, and is one of the best books I read last year. If you haven't yet checked out GREY, you should."
Nora and I finished our fried whale and plum sandwiches, our cream coffees, and the cocoa and coca pastries, and sat in a comfortable silence as landscapes of buildings and millions of well-wishers whirred past the windows at six hundred kilometers per hour. Halfway on our train-date, after the conductor blew the massive, buzzing horn, and the waitresses in their black-and-yellow-striped honeybee uniforms, complete with dangerously sharp-looking stingers, cleared the dishes, Nora closed her right eye and gazed at me with her left; I, in turn, did the same, and it was like we were the perfect couple.

This was our fourth and last date before our marriage, and while the whole thing had been arranged between our parents to complete the merger of our families' companies, I could not have imagined or wished for someone as wonderful as she. Standing just an inch below my six foot three, with shiny black hair, a light walnut complexion, and obsidian eyes, her features were wide and open like an innocent doll, but she was also intelligent and witty. Most impressive of all was that she, like myself, loved the fashion magazine Pure H. We quoted from it, dressed and struck poses like the models, and felt that we were just like the beautiful and tragic people of our dreams.

Link (Thanks, Loss!)

See also: Kadrey's Butcher Bird -- free download

Heat maps of the world, colored by news-agencies' reporting on each country

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 06:29 AM CDT


Avi sez, "Here's a cool project that maps the world according to the attention each country gets from major western mainstream media outlets- interesting that Israel with a population of 7.2 million usually ends up getting more media attention than India with a population of 1.12 billion."

(Shown here: the New York Times's heatmap) Link (Thanks, Avi!)

Skeptic giggles on Indian national TV as mystic totally fails to curse him to death

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 06:12 AM CDT

Kim sez,
Pandit Surinder Sharma, a famous Indian tantrick (magician) was on a televised panel discussion when he claimed he could kill any man with black magic in under three minutes. Fellow panelist, Sanal Edamaruku, the president of Rationalist International, challenged the tantrick to kill him right then and there. Hilarity ensued as Sharma chanted the death mantra, and, when that failed, waved a knife and sprinkled water on him, as Edamarku laughed the entire time.

After two hours of this, the show's anchor pronounced the attempt a failure. The tantrick said he must be under the protection of a very powerful god, to which Edmarku replied "I am an atheist". The tantrick claimed nobody could stand up to his extra-special death spell, but that could only be performed at night. The TV station promptly arranged another trial at night, with predictable results.

Link (Thanks, Kim!)

Papercraft Enigma machine

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 06:11 AM CDT


Here's a piece of crafty crypto history: a downloadable, printable papercraft Enigma machine, embodying the notorious Nazi cipher broken by Alan Turing and co. during WWII. You can also buy reasonably priced bulk-printed versions on heavy card-stock. Link (via Schneier)

Hardware hacking classes from NYC Resistor

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 06:05 AM CDT


Rose sez, "Folks in Brooklyn have started a CCC-style hacker collective, NYC Resistor, which meets regularly to share knowledge, hack on projects together, and build community. Group members are offering classes to the public -- the first class list includes basic electronics, soldering, video-making, and Game Boy programming. NYC-area BoingBoing readers are welcome!" Link (Thanks, Rose!)

Aetheric Dynamo: Steampunk ghost-catching apparatus

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 06:02 AM CDT

The Aetheric Dynamo from steampunk sculptor Dan Cohen is a notional ghost-catching apparatus of great loveliness:

The primary purpose of this machine is the attraction and capture of a lower Aetheric Shell, otherwise known colloquially as a 'ghost' or 'spirit. The secondary function is the transformation of the Shell into remote aetheric antennae, and the transduction of aetheromagnetic energy into electromagnetic current.
Link (Thanks, Dan!)

Sweded Jurassic Park

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 05:59 AM CDT


David sez, "This sweded version of Jurassic Park is truly excellent, from the hammy impressions of characters to the parcel tape velociraptor costumes." Link (Thanks, David!)

See also: Sweded remake of Star Wars

Wal*Mart infection-spread timelapse video

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 05:54 AM CDT


Here's a short video mapping in time-lapse the spread of Wal*Mart stores in America, from a few lonely dots in the sixties to a rising torrent that ends with an America blanketed by the blight. Link

Gruesome, vegan Blue Velvet cake

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 05:50 AM CDT


Check out Post Punk Kitchen's gorgeous, David-Lynch-inspired "Blue Velvet cake" -- it's vegan and it's gruesome! Link (Thanks, Kimberlee!)

Kinetic clock sculptures

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 05:48 AM CDT


George Rhoads makes magnificent kinetic sculptures, including this Cuckinetic Clock. They're grand Rube Goldbergs. Link (via Make)

Fake Craigslist "everything must go" ad costs man pretty much everything

Posted: 25 Mar 2008 05:45 AM CDT

Charles sez, "This Oregon resident lost almost all of his possessions including his horse (which he got back) because someone posted a craigslist ad saying that he had to move suddenly and that everything at his house was up for grabs. When he returned home to confront the people looting his house, many of them refused to give the stuff back. They simply waved a print out of the craigslist ad in his face as if that was some sort of proof that they were in the right."
Once home he was greeted by close to 30 people rummaging through his barn and front porch.

The trespassers, armed with printouts of the ad, tried to brush him off. "They honestly thought that because it appeared on the Internet it was true," Salisbury said. "It boggles the mind."

Jacksonville police and Jackson County sheriff's deputies arrived but by then several cars packed with Salisbury's property had fled.

He turned some license plate numbers over to police.

Link (Thanks, Charles!)

New South Park site debuts, with full episode streaming

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 09:43 PM CDT


Ah, I remember the good old days -- whenever a new South Park episode aired, we used to walk uphill in the snow, barefoot, to download it off BitTorrent networks or websites like AllSP. And we were grateful!

But no more. South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have just debuted a new version of the South Park Studios website with Comedy Central, where - with Darth Viacom's blessing - you can now stream any episode from any of the show's 12 seasons.

Reached by email this afternoon, Matt Stone tells Boing Boing,

Every South Park episode and billions of clips have been online for years on YouTube or BitTorrent (...) we've always loved the fact that more people in more places could see our little show. The new website just makes it easier for people to see and share South Park.

Eventually every episode and clip will be available everywhere in the world. There is a tangle of contracts that Comedy Central has with different cable companies and territories that are preventing us from that right now. But hopefully it won't be long.

Basically, we just got really sick of having to download our own show illegally all the time. So we gave ourselves a legal alternative.

Other features on the new site include embeddable clips, a new avatar builder, and same-day simulcasting of new episodes.

News of these plans broke late last year, but entire episode viewing launched just today. The site's new look was developed by a team at Schematic.

(Thanks, Jason McHugh, Miles, and Jolon Bankey!)

Love in Zero Gravity

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 08:42 PM CDT


Boing Boing fan Sarah McKinley Oakes says,

This past weekend I went on a Zero-G flight out of Las Vegas, and was thrilled to see that they use shots of your flight in the training video (I loudly said 'I know her' and then realized that that was, of course, a lie). Thought you'd like to know, it was very cool.

While floating around in no gravity, my boyfriend proposed.

It was great.

Congratulations, Sarah! Link to their lovely Flickr set.

La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 08:35 PM CDT


If you recall the recently viralized La Pequeña Prohibida, and La Pequeña Amy Winehouse, then this video will come as no surprise. Honestly? I'd rather vote for this perky Chilean performing artist than McCain, Obama, and Clinton combined. (thanks, Susannah Breslin, via dlisted)

BBtv Vlog (Mark) - Socialbomb, a real-world reputation game.

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 04:35 PM CDT


Today on Boing Boing tv, a vlog from Mark about Socialbomb, a real-world tech game that explores social circles and ways to measure interpersonal reputation.

The current version is designed to accommodate 30 players. Each player is awarded points for being near players with higher reputations, and penalized for being near players with lower reputations. Bonuses and penalties are applied according to overall social promiscuity and status. The player with the worst reputation score is the 'Socialbomb.' Their score will have the most negative impact on a social circle.
Shot on location at the O'Reilly Emerging Technology Conference.

Link to Boing Boing tv blog post, with discussion and downloadable video.

Anti-ecstasy/meth antibodies

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 03:47 PM CDT

Researchers applied for a patent on antibodies that bind to methamphetamine-like compounds such as Ecstasy to quickly remove the drug from a user's bloodstream. Developed by University of Arkansas scientists, the antibodies could eventually be used to prevent some of the drugs' side effects before they occur. From New Scientist:
The team have not yet tested the antibodies in humans, only in rats, but they say that a single injection can reduce the level of drug within the bloodstream for several days. By binding to drug molecules, the antibodies prevent them from reaching tissues like the heart and brain, and mark the compounds for clean up by the body.
Link to New Scientist, Link to patent application

Bad Questions to Ask a Transsexual + "Stunning": Calpernia Addams.

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 03:27 PM CDT


Calpernia Addams is the star of the subversive new competitive dating show "Transamerican Love Story" -- following on Mark's post, this seems like an apropos moment to point to her hilarious how-not-to video about rude questions transgendered people are often asked. The video's a little long, but it's full of great material, and highly edumacational. Thumbs up.

When you're done with that -- brace yourself, whore, you're about to get a stunning. (thanks, Andrea James!)

Transgender man is pregnant

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 03:04 PM CDT

Thomas Beattie lives in Oregon and is married to a woman named Nancy. He's pregnant.
200803241259 To our neighbors, my wife, Nancy, and I don't appear in the least unusual. To those in the quiet Oregon community where we live, we are viewed just as we are -- a happy couple deeply in love. Our desire to work hard, buy our first home, and start a family was nothing out of the ordinary. That is, until we decided that I would carry our child.

I am transgender, legally male, and legally married to Nancy. Unlike those in same-sex marriages, domestic partnerships, or civil unions, Nancy and I are afforded the more than 1,100 federal rights of marriage. Sterilization is not a requirement for sex reassignment, so I decided to have chest reconstruction and testosterone therapy but kept my reproductive rights. Wanting to have a biological child is neither a male nor female desire, but a human desire.

Link (Via YesButNoButYes)

New Yorker on the 1950s comic book panic

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 02:57 PM CDT

Earlier toady, I posted Dale Dougherty's essay about the wifi health scare in Sebastopol. In a similar vein, here's a New Yorker article about the crazy comic book inquisition of the 1950s.

From a congressional hearing in 1954:

200803241235[EC comics publisher William] Gaines was not a stupid man, but, as Hajdu points out, he was in the position many liberals find themselves in when they set out to defend the freedom of artistic expression: he claimed that comic books that treated social issues in a progressive spirit were good for children, and that comic books that were filled with pictures of torture and murder had no effect on them. If art can be seriously good for you, though, it follows that it can be seriously bad for you, and that is the point at which censorship enters the picture. The committee was not interested in debating the merits of comics that treated social issues in a progressive spirit; it was interested in the claim that horror and crime comics were merely anodyne entertainment, and they twisted Gaines like a pretzel. "Let me get the limits as far as what you put into your magazine," the committee's junior counsel, Herbert Beaser, asked him. "Is the sole test of what you would put into your magazine whether it sells? Is there any limit you can think of that you would not put in a magazine because you thought a child should not see or read about it?"

GAINES: No, I wouldn't say that there is any limit for the reason you outlined. My only limits are bounds of good taste, what I consider good taste.

BEASER: Then you think a child cannot in any way, in any way, shape, or manner, be hurt by anything that a child reads or sees?

GAINES: I don't believe so.

BEASER: There would be no limit actually to what you put in the magazines?

GAINES: Only within the bounds of good taste.

BEASER: Your own good taste and saleability?

GAINES: Yes.

Kefauver spoke up. He pointed to one of the covers, from an issue of "Crime SuspenStories," on display in the hearing room.

KEFAUVER: Here is your May 22 issue. This seems to be a man with a bloody axe holding a woman's head up which has been severed from her body. Do you think that is in good taste?

GAINES: Yes, sir, I do, for the cover of a horror comic. A cover in bad taste, for example, might be defined as holding the head a little higher so that the neck could be seen dripping blood from it, and moving the body over a little further so that the neck of the body could be seen to be bloody.

KEFAUVER: You have blood coming out of her mouth.

GAINES: A little.

Mwowmg As I recall from reading the (sadly, out of print) Mad World of William M. Gaines many years ago, Gaines has taken a fistful of tranquilizers before he testified, which made him break out in a sweat and act loopy. The overall effect did not help his case. Link

Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 02:33 PM CDT


Heavy Metal Parking Lot, a mid-'80s film documenting lifeforms that once orbited around Judas Priest concerts, has been circulating on shitty-quality VHS bootlegs for years. I just watched it for the first time last night -- and it blowed mah mahnd. BB friends Coop + Ruth turned us on to it, and the film recently became available on DVD (along with Neil Diamond Parking Lot, and lots of other good stuff). Zebraman FTW!

Amazon Link for DVD purchase.

Update: Oh dear god there are ringtones.

Wallet size NYC public toilet map -- $2.50

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 12:57 PM CDT

Jon says:
200803241056 My friend Tommy has just published a wallet-sized map of over 250 public toilet locations in Manhattan, and is selling them on Etsy.

As he put it, "The New York City Public Toilet Map was unveiled today on Uncle Bob's Variety Show at the Jewish Museum as part of the Off the Wall: Artists at work.

After the presentation, a mob gathered at the edge of the stage to buy copies of the map!"

Sure nyrestroom.com will do the same thing on your smartphone, but sometimes you gotta empty your tank with a dead battery.

Link

Linux penguin used to sell food at Florida convenience store

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 12:48 PM CDT

Picture 2-127 Austin Davis-Richardson says: "Apparently Tux isn't able to make ends meet as the Linux mascot and has to work a second job selling soft drinks at a gas station in Gainesville, Fl. " Link

Pig bladder powder regrows human finger

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 12:45 PM CDT

A man cut off his finger tip while working on a model plane. His brother, a medical research scientist, sent him a vial containing powdered pig bladder and told him to sprinkle on the severed finger tip. It grew back -- "flesh, blood, vessels and nail" -- in four weeks.
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That powder is a substance made from pig bladders called extracellular matrix. It is a mix of protein and connective tissue surgeons often use to repair tendons and it holds some of the secrets behind the emerging new science of regenerative medicine.

"It tells the body, start that process of tissue regrowth," said Badylak.

Badlayk is one of the many scientists who now believe every tissue in the body has cells which are capable of regeneration. All scientists have to do is find enough of those cells and "direct" them to grow.

"Somehow the matrix summons the cells and tell them what to do," Badylak explained. "It helps instruct them in terms of where they need to go, how they need to differentiate - should I become a blood vessel, a nerve, a muscle cell or whatever."

Link (Thanks, Lex10!)

Gundam statue at Tokyo train station

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 12:26 PM CDT

 Gimages Gundam Statue Over at BB Gadgets, Joel has word of a Gundam statue guarding a train station in Shinjuku, Tokyo.
Link

Giant creatures in Antarctic sea

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 12:13 PM CDT

Researchers in Antarctic's Ross Sea found huge starfish, sea snails, and jellyfish with tentacles 12-feet long. The exploration of 2,000 miles of New Zealand's Antarctic waters also revealed "meadows of sea lilies" hundreds of yards across and potentially hundreds of new species, including several mollusks. From the Associated Press:
Starrrfish The survey was part of the International Polar Year program involving 23 countries in 11 voyages to survey marine life and habitats around Antarctica. The program hopes to set benchmarks for determining the effects of global warming on Antarctica, researchers said...

Cold temperatures, a small number of predators, high levels of oxygen in the sea water and even longevity could explain the size of some specimens, said (Don) Robertson, a scientist with (the National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research).
Link

Wearable air bag

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 12:00 PM CDT

Airbagggbody In 2010, motorcycle gear manufacturer Dainese will release protective suits outfitted with airbags. It's apparently taken them ten years to get the system right and they've just released a video demo. I wonder what the outtakes look like. Link to YouTube video, Link to Dainese site (Thanks, Vann Hall!)

Home improvement guy uses skills to sabotage neighbor's house

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 11:57 AM CDT

Terence Alun Jacob of South Wales thought his neighbors were too noisy, so he used his DIY skills to damage their house in sneaky ways...
...including drilling holes in the roof to let the rain in, super-gluing the door locks, removing a security light by smashing it and redecorating the front of a house by throwing paint over it.

The court heard that Jacob also removed a CCTV camera, smashed the front door, cut wiring from the satellite dish, scaled the flat roof and filled the drains and drainpipes with expanding insulating foam, causing them to block.

He was arrested, entered a plea of guilty and was ordered to perform 100 hours of unpaid work.

Robert Crumb on collecting: it's "creepy"

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 11:48 AM CDT

Robert Crumb, artist and 78 record album collector, talked about the "creepiness" of collecting in a book titled Vinyl Junkies: Adventures in Record Collecting by Brett Milano.
"Collecting is creepy. Record collectors put each other down for their various fixations. Everybody is convinced that his way of collecting is superior. They look down on casual collectors, who are just accumulators -- the kind who'll just pick up anything and let it pile up. A true collector is more of a connoisseur, and that's the good thing about collecting. It creates a connoisseurship to sort out what's worthwhile in the culture and what isn't. Wealthy art collectors in this country have sorted out who the great artists are. If you're collecting a lot of objects of one particular kind, you develop a very acute sense of discrimination."

"Any of the younger guys who get into collecting are quirky and oddball types, pretty maladjusted people. They're not into hanging around in bars and picking up chicks or nothing. If they have a girlfriend at all it's amazing. And the older collectors I know, a lot of them just have their little room down in the basement where they go and listen. They don't share it with anyone, and their wives don't know anything about it. So when they die, the vultures start descending."

Link

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Hilarious, subversive classic arcade-game remixes

Posted: 23 Mar 2008 04:19 AM CDT


Retrosabotage makes subversive and hilarious remixes of classic video-games, including little mockumentaries explaining their backstories. Alice from Wonderland explains, "In the amusing mockumentary piece, pac-man is an anti-recession prototype designed to encourage Japanese teens to consume more. Later, where a pac-man version is a game designed by a north Korean dictator, suddenly pac-man plays itself, you have no control at all." Link (via Wonderland)

In the age of ebooks, you don't own your library

Posted: 23 Mar 2008 04:05 AM CDT

Reporting on a Science and Technology Law Review article about copyright and ebooks, Gizmodo's Matt Buchanan has written a great piece on the way that hardware ebook readers (Kindle, Sony Reader) run on stores that only license -- instead of selling -- books to you, even though they encourage you to think of the books as a purchase, saying things like "buy it now for the Kindle!" Books that you own can be loaned, re-sold and given away, and the ongoing health of the book trade and reading itself relies on this -- how many of your favorite writers did you discover at a used bookstore, or when a friend passed you a copy of a book?

It's funny that in the name of protecting "intellectual property," big media companies are willing to do such violence to the idea of real property -- arguing that since everything we own, from our t-shirts to our cars to our ebooks, embody someone's copyright, patent and trademark, that we're basically just tenant farmers, living on the land of our gracious masters who've seen fit to give us a lease on our homes.

In the fine print that you "agree" to, Amazon and Sony say you just get a license to the e-books—you're not paying to own 'em, in spite of the use of the term "buy." Digital retailers say that the first sale doctrine—which would let you hawk your old Harry Potter hardcovers on eBay—no longer applies. Your license to read the book is unlimited, though—so even if Amazon or Sony changed technologies, dropped the biz or just got mad at you, they legally couldn't take away your purchases. Still, it's a license you can't sell.

But is this claim legal? Our Columbia friends suggest that just because Sony or Amazon call it a license, that doesn't make it so. "That's a factual question determined by courts," say our legal brainiacs. "Even if a publisher calls it a license, if the transaction actually looks more like a sale, users will retain their right to resell the copy." Score one for the home team.

Link (via /.)

Junk robot sculptures from Jason Lane

Posted: 23 Mar 2008 03:59 AM CDT

Rob sez, "Jason Lane is a Bristol-based artist who has been making moving robot sculptures from junk for years. Link (Thanks, Rob)

Steampunk phone-headset status indicator

Posted: 23 Mar 2008 03:57 AM CDT

This gorgeous steampunk headset status-indicator uses gears, magnets and illuminated panels to warn cow-orkers that you're on the phone and don't bug me.

I work in an office cubicle and regularly use a headset (the second best office tool ever invented). Every so often, my coworkers would sneak up behind me and start jabbering away not realizing I'm on the phone. I needed a way to alert them that I'm preoccupied...

So because of those reasons, I made this Steampunk Headset Hook. While not in use my headset just sits on the hook. When I receive or make a call I remove the headset from the hook and the LED backlights a sign that says, On Phone Sorry. This alerts anyone walking into my cubicle that I'm on the phone. I know it is kind of dumb, but at least it gives a purpose for a joule thief circuit.

A side benefit of this project is that I work in California where battery recycling is enforced. Our office has small cardboard containers throughout that are used to collect used batteries. These containers are rarely collected and are almost always 1/2 full. So essentially I have an unlimited supply of "dead" batteries at my disposal. This Joule Thief will never go hungry.

Link to video, Link to stills (via Make)

Breakneck pace of construction in Beijing

Posted: 23 Mar 2008 03:53 AM CDT

"Delirious Beijing" in Metropolis Magazine is an evocative account of the unbelievable pace of construction in Beijing in the Olympic run-up; when I was there in September, I was staying in a guest-house in an ancient walled compound dating from the era of the Forbidden City. Next to it was a 40-storey black glass office-tower, with a Rolls, Ferrari and Land Rover dealership (along with a Starbucks selling moon-cakes), and in the space between, shirtless, shoeless men worked all day to shovel mixed rubble and sand (the ruins of another one of the ancient walled compounds) through a chickenwire screen to get the gravel for the cement for another new construction project.
It took a visit to that nondescript addition for me finally to see what is possible when modern technology, capitalist zeal, Communist control, national ambition, and a bottomless unprotected labor pool combine in the service of building. You can get things done. That moment also opened up for me the profound strangeness of the city. The shoulder-to-shoulder towers on the wide ring roads that give each the scale of Las Vegas Boulevard? All brand new. The wooded margins of every highway? The elaborately greened interchanges? All fresh, and all false, every tree imported and planted to mask Beijing's essential filthiness in advance of the ­coming-out party planned there this summer.
Link (via We Make Money Not Art)

Forward Through Backwards Time

Posted: 22 Mar 2008 10:55 PM CDT


The folks at Rocketboom released a lovely, dreamlike episode this week in which host Joanne Colan appears to move forward in time through a reverse-time New York City.

It's Raining McCain (video)

Posted: 24 Mar 2008 01:17 AM CDT


Gabriel Delahaye (whose work we've featured on Boing Boing tv not once, but twice!) says, "Um? This video? AMAZING." And holy plus-sized polyester dress slacks, do I ever concur.

Odd inspirations behind cool science fiction machines

Posted: 22 Mar 2008 10:12 PM CDT


I'm a little behind on blogging a number of things from around the web. One of them is this great little post by Annalee Newitz from last week, at science fiction blog io9 -- about everyday objects that inspired cool scifi machines. "Most excitingly, the T-1000 was inspired, according to James Cameron, by chocolate fudge," she explains. "Mmmm, fudge."

Fountain looks like human heart spewing blood

Posted: 22 Mar 2008 10:01 PM CDT


The heart box: world's goth-iest fountain? Video, and the sculpture is by artist Billy Chasen. According to the YouTube metadata, this work was displayed at a recent American Heart Association gala in NYC. (thanks, Siege!)

OAEPBBR: Obligatory Annual Easter Peeps Boing Boing Post

Posted: 22 Mar 2008 09:56 PM CDT


* Above, a short film by 16-year old Boing Boing pal Charis Tobias, and her cool mom, Marylew.

* Here is the Washington Post's second annual Peep Diorama contest. (Thanks, Jean)

* Jason Day says, "My wife made a Buffy-themed diorama ("Bunny the Vampire Slayer") for the Chicago Tribune's Peeps diorama contest (craftzine blogged about the contest here). She didn't finish by the deadline, but it turned out really well, and just in time for Easter."

* "Fear of Flight," a stop-motion short in which an Easter peep meets an untimely demise. (thanks, Billy)

* Candyblogger Cybele points us to some Peeps as Maori statues on Easter Island. "Bunny shaped Cocoa Peeps, to be exact," she explains, "hewn from pure sugar with a touch of gelatin."

* Reader Brian H. would like all peep-lovers in Boingdom to know about "two dioramas that were rejected from The Chicago Tribune's Peeps contest. One revolves around a black metal band playing a high school and the dire consequences therein, and the other is a simple tribute to an old Edward Gorey book."

* This week's edition of Web Zen, which is regularly re-blogged here on Boing Boing, is all about peeps, cadbury bunnies, and other anthropomorphic cavity inducers.

* And Sarah O'Sullivan says,

Last year BoingBoing featured my husband Dan Paddock's and my entry into our local newspaper's Easter marshmallow peeps diorama contest (York Daily Record, York, PA.) Our diorama, "We Come In Peeps," won second place. We thought you might like to see this year's entry, "Peepzilla, King of All Marshmallows." And no, I don't know which marshmallow bunny is Raymond Burr.

Previously on BoingBoing:

  • Rest in Peeps, Anna Nicole Smith.
  • Peeps peepshow
  • Down with my Peeps
  • Liberty Leading the Peeps
  • Office plastered in Marshmallow Peeps
  • Hunting with the vice-Peep

  • Korin Faught solo painting show in Los Angeles

    Posted: 22 Mar 2008 11:07 AM CDT

    Korinfauuuu
    Los Angeles painter Korin Faught has her first solo show in the city opening tonight at the Corey Helford Gallery. I think her elegant paintings of twins and couples are incredibly glamorous, moody, and lovely. The exhibition, titled "Twenty Two," runs until April 19. Link to online gallery, Link to Corey Helford Gallery, Link to Style.com article (Thanks, Andrew Brandou!)

    Darth Easter Bunny

    Posted: 22 Mar 2008 08:43 AM CDT

    Tikistitch sez, "This one may not be *quite* as cool as the Hello Kitty Vader, but I can personally vouch for it as being 100% authentic, as I just took the picture of him downstairs in the lobby. I'm attending Jedi Con, the Star Wars con going on this weekend in Dusseldorf, Germany." Link (Thanks, Tikistitch!)

    Alien Abduction festival photo gallery

    Posted: 22 Mar 2008 07:19 AM CDT


    Wired News has a nice little gallery up from the Alien Abduction festival on Toronto's Queen Street West last week -- local merchants offered classes in tinfoil beanie manufacture, and "probing 101" (from the local sex-positive sex-shop). Link

    Lampshade that knits itself

    Posted: 22 Mar 2008 07:17 AM CDT


    Nadine Sterk's Sleeping Beauty lamp is on exhibition at a show of design school projects, on display at the Design Huis in Eindhoven, The Netherlands -- it's "a lamp that develops like a living organism: switch it on and it slowly starts growing by knitting its own lampshade at a speed of three rotations per hour." Link (Thanks, Jeff!)

    Rudimentary math skills among fish

    Posted: 22 Mar 2008 07:14 AM CDT

    Marilyn sez, "In an experiment at the U. of Padua last year, female mosquito fish preferred to join shoals that were larger by just one fish, 'preferring shoals of four fish rather than three fish, and consistently preferring shoals of three fish over those containing just two.'"
    This means that they have similar counting abilities to those observed in apes, monkeys and dolphins and humans with very limited mathematical ability.

    Christian Agrillo, an experimental psychologist at the university of Padua in Italy said: "We have provided the first evidence that fish exhibit rudimentary mathematical abilities."

    Link (Thanks, Marilyn!)

    1980s Japanese commercial for anti-itch remedy

    Posted: 21 Mar 2008 03:43 PM CDT


    A Japanese okusan relieves her pet octopus' maddeningly itchy tentacles in this "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" inspired TV commercial for and anti-itch remedy. Link

    Jack LaLanne on the secret to happiness

    Posted: 21 Mar 2008 03:37 PM CDT


    Jack LaLlane says the secret to happiness is to eat more fresh food, get more physical activity, and burst out in song in public from time to time. Link (Via grow-a-brain)

    Artist chided for wrapping street art in black cloth

    Posted: 21 Mar 2008 03:10 PM CDT

    An artist in Wilmington, NC covered up another artist's public sculptures with black cloth and rope as a "prank," and the overseer of the Pedestrian Art program is hopping mad about it.
    200803211303 (Wilmington Star-News photo by Amy Hotz)

    "It was basically a good-hearted prank," said [Dixon] Stetler, a local artist who has had work on display at the Cameron Art Museum and is known for, among other things, paddling a raft made out of flip-flops across the Cape Fear River.

    "We didn't damage anything. It's not an angry thing, it's a funny thing."

    "I find it incredibly disrespectful, not only to the artist, but to the Pedestrian Art program and the city," said [Matt] Dols, who has been helping to install sculpture downtown under the Pedestrian Art banner for about two years.

    Link

    Make a fireball shooter

    Posted: 21 Mar 2008 02:53 PM CDT



    200803211115 Our Boing Boing Gadgets editor, Joel Johnson, wrote an article for the magic-themed issue of MAKE on how to build a fireball shooter. Today, MAKE's video producer, Kip Kay has a video on the awesome shooter. Link

    Netsuke & Inro pool at Flickr

    Posted: 21 Mar 2008 01:29 PM CDT

     1120 1476460515 85C85Becb5 COOP points us to the marvelous Netsuke & Intro photo pool at Flickr. Netsuke are tiny Japanese sculptures, first appearing in the 17th century, that were attached to traditional robes. They acted as fasteners for Inro, cases that held small objects because the clothing had no pockets. Seen here, a "frustrated rat catcher" netsuke from the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.
    Link

    Good comment thread: What's happened to the U.S. economy?

    Posted: 24 Mar 2008 12:52 AM CDT

    There's a good discussion revving up in the comment thread of Mark Frauenfelder's entry, Documentary examines possibility of US dollar collapse. The first major salvo came from Cowicide, twenty comments in, responding to arguments that the problem isn't that serious:
    Not sure Operation Three Trillion Dollar War is helping too much, either...
    * Link to video, transcripts of video, audio, etc.

    BTW, this isn't some wackos... it's Nobel laureate and former chief World Bank economist, Joseph Stiglitz, and Linda Bilmes (Professor of public finance at Harvard's Kennedy School of Government).

    While we are at it:

    Robert Kuttner on the "Most Serious Financial Crisis Since the Great Depression"
    * Link to video, transcripts of video, audio, etc.

    How the Wealthiest Americans Enrich Themselves at Government Expense (And Stick You with the Bill)"
    * Link to video, transcripts of video, audio, etc.

    Subprime Mortgage Crisis Causing African Americans to Experience Greatest Loss of Wealth in Modern U.S. History.
    * Link to video, transcripts of video, audio, etc.

    Yah, yep... I smell trouble... yep, I smell it.

    Been smellin' it for quite a while, but it's getting stinkier and stinkier. Haven't even passed the dead skunk on the highway yet...

    ConsideredOpinion came in with a balanced and knowledgeable analysis:
    ... Secondly - the impact of realignments will be felt unevenly across the economy. The super-rich will, by in large, remain insulated from these changes. The highly-educated (with marketable skills) will remain the most globally competitive, and barring labor movement restrictions should compete evenly against the best anywhere in the world for any currency. If the realignments can be 'dialed in' slowly enough, skilled industrial laborers should do better in the US ... but I don't care to think what this will mean for unions and the ILO. ...
    Then Zuzu weighed in, and became the most prominent commenter in that thread. He's something of a monetarist, which is okay; monetarists are good on the consequences of grossly inflating the currency.
    it's like nobody has ever been through a recession before... All this fear mongering is getting a little out of control.
    I know people love their anecdotal evidence, especially in an economic discussion. But the concern here is pretty straightforward. From about 2001 - current the United States has funded a comprehensive restructuring of domestic government agencies (i.e. Homeland Security) with new and far-reaching "anti-terrorism" programs (e.g. Federal subsidy of enlarged state and local police, USVISIT, etc.), funded an invasion and ongoing active occupation of Iraq (at a cost of about $1 billion per month), while at the same time cutting taxes, and in September 2007 Congress raised the debt ceiling $9.815 trillion. The U.S. Government went from an ostensibly balanced budget in 1999, to a mind-boggling increase in spending, while at the same time collecting less revenue (i.e. taxes). How do they afford it? They increase the supply of money and credit through the Federal Reserve. This is a stealth tax. By debasing the fiat currency of the dollar, they spend the new dollars on the military-industrial complex to "keep us safe"*, which dilutes the value of the dollars we save in our bank accounts (or that we negotiated with our employers to earn in our paychecks), but all of the other goods and services are still just as scarce, so more dollars are needed for the same value to exchange for them, which is inflation.

    (*Recently "keep us safe" has been extended to including bailing out financiers such as Bear Stearns and soon Lehman Brothers.)

    The "Three Trillion Dollar War" or whatever you want to call it was all paid with inflation, which explains why the price of gold went over $1000/oz, why oil and food prices are up, but people are still generally acting as if dollars are worth what they used to be worth before the new money was created. (Arguably his is also why the Federal Reserve ceased publishing M3 data in March of 2006, and why the Department of Labor and Statistics has redefined the Consumer Price Index (CPI) to exclude energy (i.e. oil) and agriculture from its "basket of goods" estimation of dollar purchasing power.)

    The economic crisis the United States can no longer ignore is the unwinding of this inflation. However, economists who speak on television or for politicians will tie themselves in knots and circular logic to avoid ever saying the word "inflation" -- it's like a taboo. So first they pitched this problem as a "sub-prime mortgage crisis", until now the problem is obviously not contained to just that market sector. Recently I've heard people start saying "contagion" like when the Asian Tigers melted down from their inflationary bubble in the 1990s.

    But the crisis is simply that the Bush-Cheney administration has spent more money than God by borrowing and printing it (i.e. creating inflation), which in the central banking system of fractional reserve multiplies several times over into even more inflation. This creates an enormous market bubble -- that so-called "economic recovery" Bush has claimed in his speeches of yore. So this bubble didn't even feel like a bubble so much because the "improvement" was marginal over the pre-existing recession from the previous dot-com bubble and housing "foam" created by Alan Greenspan. But soon all of that inflation is about to collapse.

    Think of inflation like those Warner Bros. cartoons where Wile E. Coyte runs off the edge of a cliff, and he can keep running and running on the air as long as he doesn't look down and realize that there's no more dirt beneath him. But eventually he looks down and plummets until he hits real dirt. That's what a correction for inflation is like.

    And we've had this inflation/recession building up for approximately a decade now. It could take at least that long to get back out of it. So I would not chalk this up to "fear mongering". Fear mongering of the phantom menace called "terrorism" is what got us into this hole.

    I'm reminded of an episode of Duckman (1994):

    Once again, the U.S. is spending millions to oust a puppet they spent millions to get into office. They'll spend more millions on the coverup to hide having spent those millions and even more millions to discredit members of the media who report otherwise. It's a good thing they print their own money.
    Other major comments by Zuzu:
    * Inflation vs. deflation.

    * Inflation, deflation, and the government's manipulation of the currency.

    * A long, interesting quote on People & Power, rigged markets, the Plunge Protection Team, central planning, and the command monetary system (as opposed to planned economy).

    Partway through that sequence, Fran Six popped in with a link to a set of charts she's constructed:
    * A long-term chart depicting a deflationary boom since the Nasdaq crash in 2000 with its incipient manias in prices.

    * The $US gold price divided by the $C with an overlay of a junior precious metal stock.

    * The inverse of the gold/silver ratio.

    * A very large chart depicting the silver/gold ratio with the added Wilder's ADX. Note the extreme position of the ADX indicator.

    * A picture of insider buying for GBN.V in the last year.

    * Oil price projection using fibonacci overlay.

    * Dow Jones Industrial Crash, Oct. 1987.

    * Nasdaq Crash, Apr. 2000.

    There's one brief additional comment from Fran Six. She should feel encouraged to come back and explain more about those charts.

    Near the end of the discussion's current endpoint, Spinobobot entered the conversation with a couple of comments (first, second) I'd quote at greater length, if this entry weren't already too long. He's in favor of welcoming our new robot overlords. Mostly, he talks about things monetarism doesn't:

    In seriousness, I simply don't understand why some people trust "the market" to solve all of our problems. This quote particularly got me:
    "You can't expect bureaucrats to know better than the market itself."
    This market fundamentalism in which any economic woes are blamed on attempts to regulate and interfere with the economy is as unfalsifiable a position as the that of Marxists who maintained that the Soviet Union and other Communist nations weren't really Communist, because a true Communist nation would be successful. As though we didn't already see the fallout of total laissez-faire in the 19th Century.

    I take your point about the problems of bureaucracy and I definitely think that market processes which are response to things like supply and demand have their benefits. I don't want to see the elimination of markets by any means.

    But we need to put constraints on markets, establish certain kinds of incentives that exercise a general direction for how things will go. What I really don't like about unchecked markets is the way that they destroy common goods. Self-interest is not the only viable human motive.

    The conversation's not over.

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    Heroes of the Negro Leagues watercolors

    Posted: 21 Mar 2008 12:53 PM CDT

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    In 1990, comic artist and editor Mark Chiarello painted portraits of baseball greats from the Negro Leagues. The watercolors were packaged as a set of trading cards celebrating these players, many of whom never appeared on baseball cards before. Those watercolors, plus several dozen new ones, have now been collected in a hardcover book titled Heroes Of The Negro Leagues. The original works are currently being shown at ArtInsights gallery in Reston, Virginia, and the new issue of Juxtapoz includes an interview with Chiarello. I think these portraits are absolutely stunning, whether you care about the great American pastime or not. Link to ArtInsights online gallery and interview, Link to buy Heroes Of The Negro Leagues

    Universe's most powerful blast ever seen witnessed this week

    Posted: 21 Mar 2008 12:43 PM CDT